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    Posted on Jan 29, 2015

    21 Grouchy Realities Of Being A Young Curmudgeon

    Cutie pie on the outside, grumpy old man on the inside.

    1. People call you out on your lack of youthful enthusiasm.

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    I may be young but I've never been less thrilled.

    2. You always complain about bars being too loud.

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    (Probably because they're too damn LOUD.)

    3. If you could spend the rest of your life in a tattered, but comfy bathrobe you'd be fine with that.

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    Pictured: your best friend.

    4. You don't understand people who have the energy to go out all the time.

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    Don't you have some lazing around to do?

    5. Most new trends make you lose your faith in humanity.

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    "Back in my day we wore regulation pants and T-shirts with our names on them. That's all."

    6. You do experience happiness and joy but you're not great at expressing them.

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    So happy 4 u. No really.

    7. All of your celebrity crushes are of the silver fox variety.

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    8. People always say you look angry and that's because you're always fucking angry.

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    That's the secret.

    9. Same goes for people saying, "You look tired." You are never not tired.

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    Not everybody can live the tired life, but you've mastered its intricacies.

    10. Your ideal night involves staying indoors, wearing slippers, and bourbon.

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    Also maybe a cheeseburger and no pants.

    11. You're not great at the dating thing because you straight-up don't like most people.

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    Not you, not you, not you. Ugh.

    12. You don't think baby photos on Facebook are cute. At all.

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    Stopppp making the babies.

    13. Children aren't any better.

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    Life is cold and formless, but please continue with your bullshit sack race. Idiots.

    14. God forbid anybody ask you what you think of the teens.

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    Oh, you goofs! You silly geese. Get away from me.

    15. You have used the phrase "get off my lawn" and meant it.

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    You whippersnappers better not trample my garden.

    16. You secretly judge your neighbors based on how noisy they are.

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    Excuse me some of us are (always) trying to sleep.

    17. You would rather nap than do anything else, ever.

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    Sleepers are keepers or something.

    18. You feel a spiritual connection to the old dude from Up.

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    So like sad, but you take it out on strangers.

    19. You're not sure what your Patronus would be but you've narrowed it down to Oscar the Grouch...

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    20. ...Grumpy Cat...

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    21. ...and the Grinch Who Stole Christmas.

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    To all the youthful grumps out there, have the happiest possible Curmudegon Day!

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