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F*#k, Marry, Kill: The Holiday Edition

Tis the season to be judgy!

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F#*k, Marry, Kill: The Ghost of Christmas Past, The Ghost Of Christmas Present, The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?

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  1. Who would you fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
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Who would you fuck?
  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
    vote votes
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
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Who would you marry?
  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost Of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you kill?

    (ghosts are already dead, but you get it)

    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
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Who would you kill?
  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

F#*k, Marry, Kill: Billy Bob Thornton Santa, Tim Allen Santa, Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

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  1. Who would you fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
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Who would you fuck?
  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
    vote votes
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
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Who would you marry?
  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
  1. Who would you kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
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Who would you kill?
  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

F#*k, Marry, Kill: Melchior, Caspar, Balthazar (the Three Wise Men)

New Line Cinema/ calendariu.com
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Melchior
    Melchior
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Balthazar
    Balthazar
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  1. Melchior
     
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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Melchior
    Melchior
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Balthazar
    Balthazar
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Who would you marry?
  1. Melchior
     
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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Melchior
    Melchior
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Balthazar
    Balthazar
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Who would you kill?
  1. Melchior
     
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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar

F#*k, Marry, Kill: David, Jamie, Mark (from Love, Actually)

Studiocanal/ monologuedb.com
Studiocanal/ doblu.com
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    David
    David
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark
    Mark
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  1. David
     
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    David
  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    David
    David
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark
    Mark
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  1. David
     
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    David
  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark
  1. Who would you kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    David
    David
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mark
    Mark
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  1. David
     
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    David
  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark

Hug, Marry, Kill: Buddy the Elf, Bernard the Elf, The Elf on the Shelf

New Line Cinema/ thehandmadehome.net
  1. Who would you hug?

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    Incorrect
    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf
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Who would you hug?
  1. Buddy the Elf
     
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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
    vote votes
    Elf on the Shelf
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf
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  1. Buddy the Elf
     
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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
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    Elf on the Shelf
  1. Who would you kill?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf
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  1. Buddy the Elf
     
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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
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    Elf on the Shelf

Chill, Marry, Snuggle: Kermit as Bob Cratchit, Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig, Rizzo the Rat (from The Muppet Christmas Carol)

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  1. Who would you chill with?

    (or "with whom would you chill," if you're that person)

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat
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  1. Kermit as Bob Cratchit
     
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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat
  1. Who would you marry?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat
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  1. Kermit as Bob Cratchit
     
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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat
  1. Who would you snuggle?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat
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Who would you snuggle?
  1. Kermit as Bob Cratchit
     
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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat

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