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Posted on Dec 24, 2014

F*#k, Marry, Kill: The Holiday Edition

Tis the season to be judgy!

F#*k, Marry, Kill: The Ghost of Christmas Past, The Ghost Of Christmas Present, The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?

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  1. Who would you fuck?

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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
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    The Ghost of Christmas Present
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you marry?

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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you kill?

    (ghosts are already dead, but you get it)

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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

F#*k, Marry, Kill: Billy Bob Thornton Santa, Tim Allen Santa, Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
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F#*k, Marry, Kill: Melchior, Caspar, Balthazar (the Three Wise Men)

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    Melchior
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    Balthazar
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    Melchior
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you kill?

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    Melchior
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    Balthazar

F#*k, Marry, Kill: David, Jamie, Mark (from Love, Actually)

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    Mark
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  1. Who would you kill?

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    David
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    Mark

Hug, Marry, Kill: Buddy the Elf, Bernard the Elf, The Elf on the Shelf

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    Buddy the Elf
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    Bernard the Elf
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    Elf on the Shelf
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    Elf on the Shelf
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    Buddy the Elf
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    Elf on the Shelf

Chill, Marry, Snuggle: Kermit as Bob Cratchit, Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig, Rizzo the Rat (from The Muppet Christmas Carol)

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  1. Who would you chill with?

    (or "with whom would you chill," if you're that person)

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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
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    Rizzo the Rat
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    Rizzo the Rat
  1. Who would you snuggle?

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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
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    Rizzo the Rat

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