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F*#k, Marry, Kill: The Holiday Edition

Tis the season to be judgy!

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  1. Who would you fuck?

    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

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Who would you fuck?
  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you marry?

    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

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  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost Of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost Of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you kill?

    (ghosts are already dead, but you get it)

    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Past
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Present
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come

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  1. The Ghost of Christmas Past
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Past
  2. The Ghost of Christmas Present
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Present
  3. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
     
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    The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

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  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
  1. Who would you marry?

    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

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  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
  1. Who would you kill?

    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Tim Allen Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa

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  1. Billy Bob Thornton Santa
     
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    Billy Bob Thornton Santa
  2. Tim Allen Santa
     
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    Tim Allen Santa
  3. Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
     
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    Jonathan Taylor Thomas Santa
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Melchior
    Melchior
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Balthazar
    Balthazar

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  1. Melchior
     
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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you marry?

    Melchior
    Melchior
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Balthazar
    Balthazar

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  1. Melchior
     
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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you kill?

    Melchior
    Melchior
    Caspar
    Caspar
    Balthazar
    Balthazar

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    Melchior
  2. Caspar
     
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    Caspar
  3. Balthazar
     
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    Balthazar
  1. Who would you fuck?

    David
    David
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Mark
    Mark

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    David
  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark
  1. Who would you marry?

    David
    David
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Mark
    Mark

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    David
  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark
  1. Who would you kill?

    David
    David
    Jamie
    Jamie
    Mark
    Mark

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  2. Jamie
     
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    Jamie
  3. Mark
     
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    Mark
  1. Who would you hug?

    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf

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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
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    Elf on the Shelf
  1. Who would you marry?

    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf

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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
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    Elf on the Shelf
  1. Who would you kill?

    Buddy the Elf
    Buddy the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Bernard the Elf
    Elf on the Shelf
    Elf on the Shelf

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  1. Buddy the Elf
     
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    Buddy the Elf
  2. Bernard the Elf
     
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    Bernard the Elf
  3. Elf on the Shelf
     
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    Elf on the Shelf
  1. Who would you chill with?

    (or "with whom would you chill," if you're that person)

    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat

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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat
  1. Who would you marry?

    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat

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  1. Kermit as Bob Cratchit
     
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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat
  1. Who would you snuggle?

    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
    Rizzo the Rat
    Rizzo the Rat

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    Kermit as Bob Cratchit
  2. Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
     
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    Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
  3. Rizzo the Rat
     
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    Rizzo the Rat

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