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Can You Pick The Right Dog?
This is a cat coincidentally named "Dog." It's confusing, I know. He wanted to be in this quiz really badly so we made an exception. And just look at him, he's trying so hard! He's really excited to be here. You still clicked on a cat in a dog quiz though. That's totally on you.
Minka is the right dog! She loves playing in the snow and howling along to songs that have choruses that go "woo woo" like Gwen Stefani's "Sweet Escape." You have lots of fun with Minka, blasting tunes in your car and generally becoming best friends.
Frances is an older dog, but that doesn't mean he's not the right dog for you. He loves putting his head on your lap while he naps, which is frankly cute. Give him half of a cooked sweet potato with his dinner every once in a while and he'll love you forever.
Oh my god, just LOOK at his FACE! He's just one big sweet wrinkle of a dog and he loves you back at first sight. Puddles is a little hard to train because he can't hear very well, but if you teach him hand signals he'll understand you just fine!
Bruno is so silly! He has a wonderful sense of humor and likes to run around the house squeaking his toys so you'll chase him. Everyone in the neighborhood recognizes Bruno because he always keeps a little stuffed sheep in his mouth when you take him out. It's pretty much the most adorable thing anyone has ever seen.
Goldie is a little puppy who requires extra care, but if you're willing to put in the work she's the right dog for you. She's a little uncoordinated, but it's just because her puppy paws are big and she hasn't grown into them yet. Goldie never lets you out of her sight, and likes to follow you around when you do chores around the house.
Simon is a social butterfly. He's really into going to the dog park and meeting up with his buddies (hi Minka and Bruno!) to play some fetch or tug-of-war. If you like meeting other dog-lovers and having lots of dog friends over at your house, Simon is the perfect addition to your family.
Miabelle is smart as a whip and incredibly loyal. There's no playpen or enclosure that can keep her for very long, and she learns tricks faster than any other dog you've ever met. She can be a little yappy at times, but it's only because she's trying to protect you with all of her teeny little might.
Caroline is a rescue dog who had a hard time at her previous home. It's going to take longer for her to trust you, but with a lot of love and patience you can make her very happy in your family. You learn early on that she's absolutely obsessed with apples, which she's never had before, so cut an apple into tiny chunks and give her a handful of those every once in a while. She'll love it.
Stravinsky is an incredibly chill dog. He's never going to be the kind to run around and jump on stuff, so it's up to you to make sure he gets enough exercise. That said, whenever you just want to hang out on the couch and maybe play some video games, Stravinsky is right there next to you as the perfect doggy co-pilot.
Angel might only have three legs, but she's never let it stop her from living her best doggy life. She's very grateful to you for giving her a chance and gives you a million kisses every time you come back from work or school. She runs really fast, loves baked chicken as a treat, and gets along with other dogs marvelously. You go, Angel!
Cupcake is a sweet, sweet dog. She's very docile and good with kids, and doesn't mind that sometimes people think she's a little scary. You think she actually enjoys proving people wrong about Dobermans by showing them what a good girl she is. She's a very old school, fetch-your-slippers-and-sleep-in-a-dog-bed-in-your-bedroom kind of dog, which suits you just fine.