2. When you lose your shit doing introductions and accidentally pronounce your own name wrong.
4. When seven different people on your floor unpack their guitars and start playing with their doors open.
Anyway here’s “Wonderwall,”…and “Good Riddance,” and “Smoke on the Water,” and “Seven Nation Army.”
17. When you honestly feel so attacked by the overzealous students at the activities fair so you sign up for 800 clubs, most of which you have no interest in.
You will get emails from the Robo-Gardening Club for the rest of your life.
20. When that freedom gets to your head and you hook up with someone who seemed like a good idea at the time…but wasn’t.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- Trump's spokesman held a press conference to blame grass coverings for "minimizing" the crowd at the inauguration 🤔
- Members of the national security community reacted with shock after Trump attacked his critics while giving a speech at CIA headquarters.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.