"Today I committed bird murder, and I was forced to touch my dad's ass. I get extra points for showing up at all."
We're talking good old fashioned, pre-2006 DCOMs.
♫ Nobody knows where they might end up, nobody knows ♫
True or false: All is fair in love and war.
Either way, you’ll be busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison
Are you the Chief of Surgery or just an Intern?