When someone insists on air kissing you like this..
But it definitely feels a lot more like this.
When your significant other is a mega-cuddler.
..So you have to get a little creative.
When you encounter the dreaded close-talker.
Unnecessary hand touching.
When you're intercepted by a face grabber and there's literally no escape.
When a friend just needs a shoulder to cry on..
But you're like..
That affectionate family member that violates parts of your face you didn't realize could be violated.
When you're on a first date with someone who thinks crap like this is sexy..
When you have one of those friends who is a little too comfortable with you.
One word. Children.
And when someone is hovering over your shoulder and it legit feels like...
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