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Which Of These British Politicians Would You Rather Bang?

Who would you let spoil your ballot?

  1. 1. One of these guys is going to be our next prime minister, but which would you rather bang?

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1. One of these guys is going to be our next prime minister, but which would you rather bang?
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    Ed Miliband
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    David Cameron
  1. 2. What about these two?

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2. What about these two?
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    Nick Clegg
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    Nigel Farage
  1. 3. Would you rather bone...

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3. Would you rather bone...
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    Ed Balls
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    Boris Johnson
  1. 4. Who would you have shut in your room all weekend?

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4. Who would you have shut in your room all weekend?
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    George Osborne
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    Danny Alexander
  1. 5. What about if you had the choice of all four major party leaders?

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5. What about if you had the choice of all four major party leaders?
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    David Cameron
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    Ed Miliband
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    Nick Clegg
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    Nigel Farage
  1. 6. Which of these UKIP defectors strikes fire in your loins?

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6. Which of these UKIP defectors strikes fire in your loins?
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    Douglas Carswell
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    Mark Reckless
  1. 7. Which of these Labour hotties would you rather do?

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7. Which of these Labour hotties would you rather do?
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    Chuka Umunna
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    Oliver Coppard
  1. 8. What about if you had to choose between these two experienced stallions?

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8. What about if you had to choose between these two experienced stallions?
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    Vince Cable
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    Eric Pickles
  1. 9. Which of the Hunts would you like in your...bed?

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9. Which of the Hunts would you like in your...bed?
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    Tristram Hunt
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    Jeremy Hunt
  1. 10. Which of our two potential chancellors would you invite into your chamber of commerce? ;)

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10. Which of our two potential chancellors would you invite into your chamber of commerce? ;)
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    George Osborne
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    Ed Balls
  1. 11. And finally, which of these two would you share an all-expenses paid hotel suite with?

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11. And finally, which of these two would you share an all-expenses paid hotel suite with?
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    Grant Shapps
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    Michael Green

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