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What Would You Taste Like?

Haven't you always wanted to know?

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  1. Fries
    Fries
    Mac and cheese
    Mac and cheese
    Spicy rice
    Spicy rice
    Garlic bread
    Garlic bread
    Coleslaw
    Coleslaw
    Mashed potato
    Mashed potato
    Mozzarella sticks
    Mozzarella sticks
    Sweet potato wedges
    Sweet potato wedges
    Onion rings
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    Onion rings
    Via Thinkstock
  2. Sticky toffee pudding
    Via eatyourworld.com
    Sticky toffee pudding
    Eton mess
    Via aglugofoil.com
    Eton mess
    Chocolate fudge brownie
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    Chocolate fudge brownie
  3. Apple
    Apple
    Orange
    Orange
    Banana
    Banana
    Pear
    Pear
    Grapes
    Grapes
    Strawberries
    Strawberries
    Mango
    Mango
    Raspberries
    Raspberries
    Passion fruit
    Via Thinkstock
    Passion fruit
    Via Thinkstock
  4. A full bodied red wine
    A full bodied red wine
    A crisp, fruity white
    A crisp, fruity white
    Rosé
    Rosé
    Champagne
    Champagne
    A dark ale
    A dark ale
    A pint of cheap lager
    A pint of cheap lager
    Coca Cola
    Coca Cola
    Milk
    Milk
    A cup of tea
    Via Thinkstock / Getty
    A cup of tea
    Via Thinkstock / Getty

What Would You Taste Like?

You got: Horse piss

A big, horrible bowl of hot, stinking horse piss. Delicious.

Horse piss
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You got: Prime fillet steak

The really good, 28-day aged stuff that makes people cry tears of joy. You're basically the reason cannibalism exists. Best cooked rare and served with fries.

Prime fillet steak
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You got: Strawberry milkshake

But with the texture of chicken. Which is weird, but probably still quite nice. Best served for dessert with ice cream or custard.

Strawberry milkshake
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You got: Six-day old dog fart

If you held a plastic bottle directly over a dog's anus, let it fart, then screwed the cap on and left it for six days, that's what you taste like. Best served with fresh pasta and tomato.

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You got: Cheap vodka

You taste kind of horrible, but at least whoever eats you will get pissed. Best served neat over ice or with a horrible, taste-masking energy drink.

Cheap vodka
bestvodka.net
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You got: Horrible, horrible garbage

You taste like old fast food wrappers, used condoms, and unidentifiable brown bin juice. Microwave for three minutes and salt to taste.

Horrible, horrible garbage
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You got: Danny DeVito's used condom

Juicy. Best served with mac and cheese and the house salad.

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3 Arts Entertainment
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You got: An everything burrito

AKA the best kind of burrito. You're full of surprises. Surprises and guac.

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Cartoon Network
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You got: Cat litter

Crunchy, a choking hazard, and flecked with bits of kitten shit. Best served cold on a bed of rocket or sprinkled on soup like croutons.

Cat litter
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