What Should Your Signature British Insult Be?

If you want to swear properly, swear like a Brit.

Posted on
  1. Thinkstock
    This cunt
    This cunt
    This fucking cunt
    This fucking cunt
    This cunting fuck
    This cunting fuck
    This shitting cunt
    This shitting cunt
    This total fuck
    This total fuck
    This cunting shit
    This cunting shit
    This fucking wank
    This fucking wank
    This wanky cunt
    This wanky cunt
    This cunting cunt
    Via Thinkstock
    This cunting cunt
  2. Pretty chill
    Calm, but could bubble over any minute
    Quietly seething
    Pretty fucking pissed
    Livid as fuck
    Ready to smash some shit
    Fucking motherfucking shitting angry
    SO FUCKING READY TO FUCKING FUCK SHIT UP
    AARRRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH
  3. Hippo
    Hippo
    Anteater
    Anteater
    Elephant
    Elephant
    Flamingo
    Flamingo
    Koala
    Koala
    Toucan
    Toucan
    Polar bear
    Polar bear
    Shark
    Shark
    Bush baby
    Via Thinkstock
    Bush baby
  4. Via Thinkstock
  5. Around children
    In front of your boss
    In front of your grandparents
    At your pet
    During your wedding vows
    In front of your celebrity idol
    At the dinner table
    At a funeral
    Fuck off, I'll swear all the time
  6. Donald Trump
    Via David Becker / Getty
    Donald Trump
    Lionel Messi
    Via Alex Caparros / Getty
    Lionel Messi
    Nicki Minaj
    Via Kevin Winter / Getty
    Nicki Minaj
    Kanye West
    Via Francios Guillot / AFP / Getty
    Kanye West
    Tom Cruise
    Via Ken Ishii / Getty
    Tom Cruise
    Kylie Jenner
    Via Joe Scarnici / Getty
    Kylie Jenner
    Iggy Azalea
    Via Ian Gavan / Getty
    Iggy Azalea
    Chris Pratt
    Via Jason Merritt / Getty
    Chris Pratt
    Miley Cyrus
    Via Simone Joyner / Getty
    Miley Cyrus
  7. Via Thinkstock

What Should Your Signature British Insult Be?

You got: Arsebadger

As in: "Fuck off you fucking arsebadger, shit-eating cunt."

Arsebadger
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Sharkbastard

As in: "You sharkbastard fuck, I'm going to shit in your chimney."

Sharkbastard
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Quimblizzard

As in: "Fuck you, you fucking dog-fucking quimblizzard bastard."

Quimblizzard
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Shitlicker

As in: "You cumstained shitlicker, I'm going to crap on your arm."

Shitlicker
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Cumbubble

As in: "I hope you get a potato stuck in your rectum, you shitty little cumbubble wanker."

Cumbubble
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Fucktrumpet

As in: "You fucking stupid little fucking fucktrumpet fuck."

Fucktrumpet
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Twatwaffle

As in: "You fuckmented twatwaffle, go and stick your dick in a pig."

Twatwaffle
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Cuntbucket

As in: "I hope you live a miserable life of bollocks and shit, you shitmongering, horse-faced cuntbucket."

Cuntbucket
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: Jizzbiscuit

As in: "Suck on my hairy bollocks you pathetic little cuntfucked jizzbiscuit."

Jizzbiscuit
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app