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How Are Your Football Team Going To Do This Weekend?

A totally scientific analysis. Only Premier League teams (for now).

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  1. 1. Who do you support?

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    Arsenal
    Arsenal
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    Aston Villa
    Aston Villa
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    Bournemouth
    Bournemouth
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    Chelsea
    Chelsea
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    Crystal Palace
    Crystal Palace
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    Everton
    Everton
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    Leicester City
    Leicester City
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    Liverpool
    Liverpool
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    Manchester City
    Manchester City
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    Manchester United
    Manchester United
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    Newcastle United
    Newcastle United
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    Norwich City
    Norwich City
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    Southampton
    Southampton
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    Stoke City
    Stoke City
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    Sunderland
    Sunderland
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    Swansea
    Swansea
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    Tottenham
    Tottenham
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    Watford
    Watford
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    West Brom
    West Brom
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    West Ham
    West Ham
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    Neutral
    Neutral
  2. 2. How are you feeling about your chances this week?

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    Shitting it – I think we're going to get hammered
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    Quietly confident – I think we might surprise some people
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    Hoping to continue our strong start to the season
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    I think we'll smash it. No way will we lose
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    Worried. It could go either way
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    I'm confident, but then again I always am
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    We're shit and we're going to lose again
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    I'm a Premier League neutral, I just want to watch good football
  3. 3. How's your start to the season been, compared to your expectations?

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    Amazing, not even I would have predicted this!
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    We've been utter dogshit
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    Not as good as I hoped, but we'll bring it back
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    Pretty decent, about what I expected
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    Solid, and it's too early to judge anyway
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    We're doing better than we deserve to be
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    I don't care about the results, but it's been a decent season so far
  4. 4. If you score a last-minute winner, how would you want it to go in?

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    I don't care as long as we score
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    A long-range screamer
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    A long, silkily worked move
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    A powerful header from our captain
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    A lob from the halfway line
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    A flukey handball that causes outrage
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    We won't score a winner, we're shite
  5. 5. And finally, since football always includes a slice of luck, pick a number.

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