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Shitting it – I think we're going to get hammeredQuietly confident – I think we might surprise some peopleHoping to continue our strong start to the seasonI think we'll smash it. No way will we loseWorried. It could go either wayI'm confident, but then again I always amWe're shit and we're going to lose againI'm a Premier League neutral, I just want to watch good football
Amazing, not even I would have predicted this!We've been utter dogshitNot as good as I hoped, but we'll bring it backPretty decent, about what I expectedSolid, and it's too early to judge anywayWe're doing better than we deserve to beI don't care about the results, but it's been a decent season so far
I don't care as long as we scoreA long-range screamerA long, silkily worked moveA powerful header from our captainA lob from the halfway lineA flukey handball that causes outrageWe won't score a winner, we're shite
How Are Your Football Team Going To Do This Weekend?
Bit gutting, this, especially as you could argue you deserved a point – if not all three. That's what the manager'll say, anyway.
A gutting last-minute winner is going to see your boys off. It'll hurt for a while, but you'll come back next week. Maybe.
Best to just forget about this one, yeah?
You'll only come away with a point, but it's going to be a great game – something to build on next week.
And that is all that matters.
You'll squeeze uneasily to a 1-0 win, but all three points, which is all that matters.
"We want six, we want six!" – that's what your fans will be singing, but I guess five will do.
A solid victory, never in doubt. Looks like you have a good weekend ahead.
You'll get all three points, but only just, and it might take a last-minute winner to seal it.