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    19 Gross Things All Gross Couples Will Understand

    "Can I squeeze that for you?"

    1. The two of you are a bit like monkeys, always picking and preening each other.

    2. You're always searching each other's bodies for zits and blackheads you can squeeze.

    3. And pulling out each other's stray hairs is also 100% OK.

    4. Even a really gross ingrown hair can be a shared experience.

    5. You've got absolutely no problem telling each other about the massive poo you've just done.

    6. And farting and burping in front of each other is also 100% OK.

    7. In fact, you know that fart + duvet = the ultimate weapon.

    8. Sometimes you'll lick your partner's face in the middle of making out, just to fuck with them.

    9. If you have smelly feet, you get your partner to smell them just to see their reaction.

    10. And you've definitely asked: "Do my armpits smell?" before thrusting one into their face.

    11. Asking your partner to check if you need to clean your ears is totally chill – how are you supposed to see yourself?

    12. You've watched and screamed at zit popping videos together.

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    13. The moment you knew you were truly close was the first time you did something really gross together.

    14. Seeing the other peeing wouldn't really bother you.

    15. And you have no problem helping them out and even cleaning up when they're sick.

    16. You have to restrain yourselves from being gross in public, because no one needs to see that.

    17. If you found a really weird long hair on your body, you'd show your partner, not hide it from them.

    18. Because you're super comfortable with each other, and nothing about their body could ever gross you out.

    19. But no matter how much gross stuff you do together, sharing a toothbrush is still too far.