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23 Ridiculous Things The Rock Does That No Normal Person Can

Can you smell what The Rock's cooking? Because it's probably 12 whole pizzas.

1. Lift a 75-lb. weight over your own face like it's the most casual thing in the world.

2. Eat steak, scrambled eggs, and six massive chocolate chip and banana pancakes as a "late-night snack".

3. Buy your mum a brand-new car for Christmas, because that's just how you roll.

4. Pose next to newly ripped Zac Efron and still make him look like a shrimp.

5. Get a badass nickname from losing your virginity.

When I lost my virginity. She gave me the name. I gave her a magical 90 seconds. RT: @LyleMair: Where did u get "Rock" from?

6. Get up at 4am to work out. Every. Single. Day.

7. Make the Great Wall of China look like it's made out of Legos.

8. Save your brand-new puppy from drowning in the pool like a goddamn real-life action hero.

9. Smash through FOUR whole double-dough pizzas without even breaking a sweat.

10. Or celebrate your new movie by having 12 entire pizzas to yourself. TWELVE PIZZAS.

12 pizzas. Sent by my 2 agents. Dominated by 1 man. #CelebratingGIJoeBoxOffice #WMEFamily @slate9 Ari Emanuel

11. Just chill out next to your private jet with your dog and your self-branded sports bag like nbd.

12. Or casually pump 35-lb. dumbbells in your private gym with your dog as your gym buddy.

13. Somehow look cool as fuck in those theme park photos that make everyone else look like a dweeb.

14. But prove that no matter how confident and tough you might seem on the outside, depression can affect anyone. The Rock never shies away from talking about the problems he's faced.

15. Create a Disney musical with Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda, because not only can you wrestle, act, and look like a god, you can sing too.

16. Look more suave at 16 than anyone else will ever look in their life.

17. Somehow make a fanny pack look like a cool-as-shit accessory.

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18. Chill out on a jet ski with three beautiful women in bikinis and be like, "Yeah, what of it?"

19. Celebrate National Pancake Day with a stack bigger than your own head.

20. Hang out with President Obama like you're just mates and it's literally no big deal.

21. Sip on some Dom Pérignon in your private jet while flying home from the Oscars.

22. Teach horses how to pose for a photo, because even animals can smell what The Rock's cooking.

23. And show up at a children's hospital and make a little girl's day, because you're The Rock, you're a real-life living legend, and that's just what you do.

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