1. You buy the game, thinking this isn't going to be like last year.
2. But the reality soon becomes this.
3. You remember how impossible the game is when you first start.
4. Especially when you play as a big team, because all your players literally HATE you.
5. You break a couple of letters off your keyboard in frustration.
How often do you really need the 'c' or 'v' though, right?