Nando'sPizza HutMaccy D's
Top banter fucking smashed it lads.
On the leftOn the right
He's on the right!
They're standing the wrong way round, the cheeky fuckers.
MatVia BBCPaulVia BBCFloraVia BBC
She made the semifinal, while Paul was eliminated in week eight and Mat in week seven.
Kevin MacclesfieldRonnie PickeringDave Cockanball
It's Ronnie Pickering!
Do you know who I am?
Mondays are Mexican Mondays, Tuesdays are Steak Club, Wednesdays are Chicken Club, Thursdays are Curry Club, and Fridays are Fish Fridays. Obviously.
Mwi is Scottish for drunk as fuck, basically.
ElderlyMaking a sensible decision by saving money they would have spent on a taxiBus wankers
There was a snake on the planeSomeone locked themself in the toiletSomeone did a really smelly poo
Someone did a really smelly poo!
An altercationA bickeringA fracasA brouhahaA scuffle
AKA "punching a producer".
Via Kevin Winter / GettyVia Valery Hache / AFP / Getty
Chris "TFI Friday, Radio 2, The One Show, Top Gear" Evans.
Chris Evans is not Captain America, he is a ginger man who appears on average TV shows.
Gary Lineker shags crisps.
He doesn't actually, he just likes them, but this flag at Glastonbury said he did.
ArbroathDundee UnitedPartick Thistle
It's Partick Thistle!
His name is Kingsley, he was designed by artist David Shrigley, and he is terrifying.
It's Bounce the dog!
He was interviewed on BBC News and it was great.
Boxing Day31 JanuaryNever – it will never, ever end
IT NEVER ENDS.