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Can You Pass Our 2015 British Citizenship Test?

The current one is crap and outdated – this one makes much more sense.

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  1. 1. A trip to which of these chain restaurants is commonly described as "cheeky"?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nando's
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pizza Hut
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Maccy D's
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nandos!

    Top banter fucking smashed it lads.

  2. 2. Which one is Ant?

    SyCo / ITV
    Correct
    Incorrect
    On the left
    Correct
    Incorrect
    On the right
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He's on the right!

    They're standing the wrong way round, the cheeky fuckers.

  3. 3. Which of these contestants made it furthest in the 2015 Great British Bake Off?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via BBC
    Mat
    Via BBC
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via BBC
    Paul
    Via BBC
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via BBC
    Flora
    Via BBC
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Flora!

    She made the semifinal, while Paul was eliminated in week eight and Mat in week seven.

  4. 4. What is this man's name?

    youtube.com
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Kevin Macclesfield
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ronnie Pickering
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dave Cockanball
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Ronnie Pickering!

    Do you know who I am?

  5. 5. Which day is Wetherspoon's Curry Club?

    meetup.com
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    Incorrect
    Monday
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tuesday
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Wednesday
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Thursday
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Friday
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Thursday!

    Mondays are Mexican Mondays, Tuesdays are Steak Club, Wednesdays are Chicken Club, Thursdays are Curry Club, and Fridays are Fish Fridays. Obviously.

    Thursday!
    Via junk4lunch.wordpress.com
  6. 6. Which of these is a synonym for "mwi"?

    Twitter: @r0manceisb0ring
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    Incorrect
    Ugly
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Steaming
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Tipsy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Steaming.

    Mwi is Scottish for drunk as fuck, basically.

  7. 7. People who take the bus are...

    Bwark Productions
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Elderly
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Making a sensible decision by saving money they would have spent on a taxi
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bus wankers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bus wankers!

    Bus wankers! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF
    Via Bwark Productions
  8. 8. Why did a British Airways flight to Dubai have to turn back and land at Heathrow in March 2015?

    David Ramon / Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    There was a snake on the plane
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Someone locked themself in the toilet
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Someone did a really smelly poo
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Someone did a really smelly poo!

    Yep, really.

  9. 9. What was the reason behind Jeremy Clarkson's initial suspension from the BBC?

    BBC
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    Incorrect
    An altercation
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A bickering
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A fracas
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A brouhaha
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A scuffle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A fracas.

    AKA "punching a producer".

  10. 10. How much should a Freddo cost?

    amazon.co.uk
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    Incorrect
    10p
    Correct
    Incorrect
    25p
    Correct
    Incorrect
    65p
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    10p!

    Fucking outrage.

  11. 11. When you hear the name Chris Evans, you think of...

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    Incorrect
    Via Kevin Winter / Getty
    Via Kevin Winter / Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via Valery Hache / AFP / Getty
    Via Valery Hache / AFP / Getty
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chris "TFI Friday, Radio 2, The One Show, Top Gear" Evans.

    Chris Evans is not Captain America, he is a ginger man who appears on average TV shows.

  12. 12. Gary Lineker shags...

    BBC
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Footballs
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Alan Shearer
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Crisps
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Gary Lineker shags crisps.

    He doesn't actually, he just likes them, but this flag at Glastonbury said he did.

    Gary Lineker shags crisps.
    Via Twitter: @footballfancast
  13. 13. This is the mascot of which Scottish football club?

    Twitter
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Arbroath
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Dundee United
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Partick Thistle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Partick Thistle!

    His name is Kingsley, he was designed by artist David Shrigley, and he is terrifying.

  14. 14. What is this dog's name?

    BBC
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bounce
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Roly
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Devon
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Bounce the dog!

    He was interviewed on BBC News and it was great.

    It's Bounce the dog!
    Via BBC
  15. 15. When does the DFS sofa sale end?

    mediacom.nodelondon.com
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    Incorrect
    Boxing Day
    Correct
    Incorrect
    31 January
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Never – it will never, ever end
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    IT NEVER ENDS.

 
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