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21 Steps To A Rich And Successful Life, As Told By "The Sims"

Finally, a guide to life that actually makes sense!

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5. After that, it won't be long until the two of you get down to business.

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Make sure you perform to the best of your ability by hiring a lady in a suit to sit in a chair and shout words like "power" and "synergy" at you from the corner of the room.

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11. And throw elaborate dinner parties for the most elite couples in your area.

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Behind every successful and talented person is an equally successful and talented group of friends. Find yours by inviting a bunch of people with posh names to your house, then setting fire to them and staring manically into the distance.

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20. You will also need to appear smart and knowledgable. Consider this carefully when planning your meals, because remember, you are what you eat.