1. WKD Blue drinksupermarket.com All the flavours really, but the blue one in particular, because it was and remains to be the bluest thing any British person has ever seen. Also, because WKD considered "blue" to be a legitimate flavour. 2. Frosty Jack's groceries.iceland.co.uk Of all the drinks that could come in a three-litre bottle, Frosty Jack's is pretty much the last one anybody would pick. 3. Lambrini premierexports.co.uk Actually looked kind of classy, until you started swigging it from the bottle and throwing it back up on the pavement. 4. Tennent's Super mysupermarket.co.uk List of things that are a bad idea:#1. Letting a teenager drink 9% lager. 5. Vodkat c-simmonsdesign.co.uk Vodka, but named after a fluffy animal so it seemed suitable for children. Probably. Tasted like paint stripper. 6. Apple Sourz tesco.com Every British teen's first experience of shots. Tasted like it would rot your teeth out before it got you fucked. 7. VK groceries.iceland.co.uk Basically just a rip-off of WKD / what would happen if you put booze in J2O. 8. Cans of Strongbow ocado.com Best served at room temperature and slightly shaken up, and drank on a broken swing at night time. 9. Glen's Vodka clickndial.co.uk Glen's vodka was the closest thing British teenagers had to a real thrill because every time you drank it you never knew if you were going to get poisoned to death. 10. Echo Falls white wine lickysliquor.co.uk The favourite of many a first-year uni student when the loan still hasn't come in and you need to get pissed for about three quid. 11. Caribbean Twist drinksupermarket.com Made you feel like a grown-up sipping cocktails except then you were sick on your shoes. 12. MD 20/20 amazon.co.uk Sounds more like a type of engine oil than something you should drink, which says it all really. 13. White Lightning en.wikipedia.org Might actually be exactly the same as Frosty Jack's, just in different packaging. The results were definitely the same, anyway. 14. Bacardi Breezers manydrinks.com Alcopops that seemed really cool because they had a bat on the bottle top. Actually quite tasty, but you probably can't drink them any more because of that one time when you were 14. 15. Cans of Boddingtons ocado.com You hated it but it got you drunk at house parties when they had run out of everything else. 16. Jägerbombs ebay.co.uk The quintessential drink of the British lad who's off on a "mad one" and can't be wasting time with this "sipping" nonsense. 17. Reef urban75.net The most knock-off alcopop of all the knock-off alcopops. The sort of thing they'll probably start selling in east London bars early next year. 18. Cactus Jack's drinksupermarket.com Like an alcoholic Slush Puppy, but without the slush and with a lot more regret. 19. Smirnoff Ice nachtwinkel-helmond.nl Lemonade but fun.