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    27 Things Everyone Who Went To Private School Will Remember

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    1. Pretty much everyone was known exclusively by their surname.


    People calling you by your first name again when you went to uni felt really weird.

    2. And anyone with an older sibling at the school was known as "mini [surname]".

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    3. You trod the very fine line between your tie being just short enough to look cool but just long enough to not get you in trouble.

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    Also, getting constant nags of "tuck your shirt in!" from teachers as you walked around school – because people got told off for uniform violations more than anything else.

    4. The struggle of the inevitable two boiling hot weeks in May when the school would refuse to announce summer dress.


    5. And then as soon as it did, it would rain constantly.

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    You'd have to decide between looking cool in summer dress or being sensible and getting your blazer back out of the cupboard.

    6. You all had to stand up every time a teacher walked into the classroom.


    Great for the leg muscles.

    7. You went from First Form to Upper Sixth, not year 7 to year 13.

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    You might even have started in Prep Form.

    8. There was always one house that would somehow win all the sports events, every year.

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    It never made any sense how all the sporty kids could end up in the same house every year even though it was supposed to be random.

    9. There were quite a few kids whose parents were mates with some of the teachers.

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    If it was your own parents, it would normally be an advantage.

    10. And also some whose mum or dad had been to the school before them.

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    There was probably a photo of one of their parents on the wall somewhere.

    11. When you had to untie your tie with a pencil or pair of compasses because someone peanutted you so hard.

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    Pro tip: Putting a 2p coin in the knot of your tie made you "peanut-proof".

    12. Those two dreaded words: Saturday school.

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    13. Which felt especially unfair, as you also had to go into school on bank holidays.

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    Your school might have blamed it on the boarders having nothing to do otherwise, but we don't think they would have complained.

    14. You had to call all your male teachers "Sir".

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    15. But only had to call the female teachers "Miss" because those two words are *totally* on the same level...

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    16. Wednesday afternoons were reserved for sports matches, and if you were playing, you'd try to get away with wearing your kit all morning too.


    You'd feel so superior to all the kids still stuck in shirts and ties.

    17. You took quite a few classes with fewer than 10 people.

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    In sixth form it could be fewer than five.

    18. New kids were always an absolutely massive deal.

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    Because your year was so small everyone knew each other really well, and everyone would try to suss the new kid out to see if they were worth trying to recruit for their clique.

    19. Every break time, the tuck shop was a sea of tiny first-formers waving £1 coins in the air like they were the holy grail.

    20. Every time you did something bad, your teachers would remind you how much your parents were paying for your education.

    21. And then when your parents found out, they would remind you too.

    On the flip side, whenever the school bought something expensive but totally useless, you'd say: "Oh, so that's where all out money's going then."

    22. While you were there, at least one kid got kicked out for doing drugs.

    23. Getting a dead bum from sitting on rock-hard chapel benches (if you didn't manage to skip it).

    (Chances are, every time you did try to skip it, a teacher would walk round the corner and catch you.)

    24. Turning 17, and everyone starting to turn up in their new cars once they'd passed their tests.

    There was so much debate about who were the best and worst drivers, and everyone would gossip about who had the most expensive cars.

    25. Feeling like this when you broke up for summer and knowing everyone else still had three weeks of school left.

    Nine-week summer life was the good life.

    26. You had strong rivalries with every other private school in the area, normally based around sport.

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    27. And you also had a rivalry with the local state school, based around the fact that you were "posh twats".

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    Well, you know, I guess you kinda were...

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