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How Employable Are You Actually?

You're not quite hot property yet, but you're an expert in doing exactly what's asked of you with as little effort as possible. Let's be honest, is there a greater skill than that?

You'd get the job done

You'd probably rather be in bed than at work, but then anyone who says they wouldn't is either a liar or a sociopath. Jobs are overrated anyway, go down the pub.

Basically hopeless

You'd cause a scrap between employers – that's how much people should want you on their team. You're like the one in _The X Factor who doesn't win, but gets snapped up by a record label and gets really successful anyway._

Worth fighting over

Sleeping until 2pm before getting stuck into a hard day of eating crisps in bed is your jam, and it sounds like a fucking awesome life if you ask us. Because crisps > a job.

Damned to a lifetime of unemployment

You probably already have a job, because you're clearly awesome, but if you don't, the world is totally missing out. You can tell your next interviewer we said this.

Super employable

Wow. You're basically a dream hire. Do you want my job? You'd definitely do it better than me, because you can do anything. You're a goddamn perfect human being, and we all bow down to you.

Can we hire you now?

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