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15 "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible For Football Fans

Probably the only chance you'll get to relegate Man Utd.

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Alex Finnis
Alex Finnis
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  1. Would you rather be related to...

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    Dennis Bergkamp
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    Dennis Bergkamp
    Via Clive Mason / Getty
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    Or Gianfranco Zola
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
    Or Gianfranco Zola
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
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  1. Dennis Bergkamp
     
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  2. Or Gianfranco Zola
     
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  1. Would you rather play five-a-side with...

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    Sergio Agüero
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
    Sergio Agüero
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
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    Or Eden Hazard
    Via Mike Hewitt / Getty
    Or Eden Hazard
    Via Mike Hewitt / Getty
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  1. Sergio Agüero
     
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    Sergio Agüero
  2. Or Eden Hazard
     
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  1. Would you rather relegate...

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    Manchester United
    Manchester United
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    Chelsea
    Chelsea
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    Arsenal
    Arsenal
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    Or Liverpool
    Or Liverpool
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Would you rather relegate...
  1. Manchester United
     
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    Manchester United
  2. Chelsea
     
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    Chelsea
  3. Arsenal
     
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    Arsenal
  4. Or Liverpool
     
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    Or Liverpool
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  1. Would you rather score...

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    ~That~ Tony Yeboah goal
    Via Phil Cole / Getty
    ~That~ Tony Yeboah goal
    Via Phil Cole / Getty
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    Or ~that~ Wayne Rooney goal
    Via Andrew Yates / AFP / Getty
    Or ~that~ Wayne Rooney goal
    Via Andrew Yates / AFP / Getty
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Would you rather score...
  1. ~That~ Tony Yeboah goal
     
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    ~That~ Tony Yeboah goal
  2. Or ~that~ Wayne Rooney goal
     
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    Or ~that~ Wayne Rooney goal
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  1. Would you rather send off...

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    John Terry
    Via Michael Regan / Getty
    John Terry
    Via Michael Regan / Getty
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    Or Joey Barton
    Via Tom Dulat / Getty
    Or Joey Barton
    Via Tom Dulat / Getty
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  1. John Terry
     
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    John Terry
  2. Or Joey Barton
     
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  1. Would you rather face a free kick from...

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    Alex
    Via Paolo Bruno / Getty
    Alex
    Via Paolo Bruno / Getty
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    Or Roberto Carlos
    Via Denis Doyle / Getty
    Or Roberto Carlos
    Via Denis Doyle / Getty
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  1. Alex
     
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    Alex
  2. Or Roberto Carlos
     
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    Or Roberto Carlos
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Shit yourself on the pitch
    Via Ben A. Pruchnie / Getty
    Shit yourself on the pitch
    Via Ben A. Pruchnie / Getty
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    Or run off to the toilet, but concede a goal
    Via Thinkstock
    Or run off to the toilet, but concede a goal
    Via Thinkstock
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Would you rather...
  1. Shit yourself on the pitch
     
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    Shit yourself on the pitch
  2. Or run off to the toilet, but concede a goal
     
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    Or run off to the toilet, but concede a goal
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  1. Would you rather get in a fight with...

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    Roy Keane
    Via Shaun Botterill / Getty
    Roy Keane
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    Or Patrick Vieira
    Via Ian Walton / Getty
    Or Patrick Vieira
    Via Ian Walton / Getty
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  1. Roy Keane
     
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    Roy Keane
  2. Or Patrick Vieira
     
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    Or Patrick Vieira
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  1. Would you rather win...

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    The World Cup
    Via Laurence Griffiths / Getty
    The World Cup
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    Or the Champions League
    Via Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty
    Or the Champions League
    Via Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty
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  1. The World Cup
     
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    The World Cup
  2. Or the Champions League
     
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    Or the Champions League
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  1. Would you rather play alongside...

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    Steven Gerrard
    Via Shaun Botterill / Getty
    Steven Gerrard
    Via Shaun Botterill / Getty
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Frank Lampard
    Via Carl Court / Getty
    Frank Lampard
    Via Carl Court / Getty
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    Or Paul Scholes
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
    Or Paul Scholes
    Via Alex Livesey / Getty
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  1. Steven Gerrard
     
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    Steven Gerrard
  2. Frank Lampard
     
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    Frank Lampard
  3. Or Paul Scholes
     
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Score a really embarrassing own goal
    Via Michael Steele / Getty
    Score a really embarrassing own goal
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    Or get sent off for kicking a fan
    Via Anton Want / Getty
    Or get sent off for kicking a fan
    Via Anton Want / Getty
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Would you rather...
  1. Score a really embarrassing own goal
     
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    Score a really embarrassing own goal
  2. Or get sent off for kicking a fan
     
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    Or get sent off for kicking a fan
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  1. Would you rather have a bath with...

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    Razor Ruddock
    Via Steve Bardens / Getty
    Razor Ruddock
    Via Steve Bardens / Getty
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    Or Tomas Brolin
    Via Mark Thompson / Getty
    Or Tomas Brolin
    Via Mark Thompson / Getty
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  1. Razor Ruddock
     
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    Razor Ruddock
  2. Or Tomas Brolin
     
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    Or Tomas Brolin
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  1. Would you rather take a penalty against...

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    David Seaman
    Via Ben Radford / Getty
    David Seaman
    Via Ben Radford / Getty
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    Or Peter Schmeichel
    Via Getty Images
    Or Peter Schmeichel
    Via Getty Images
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  1. David Seaman
     
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    David Seaman
  2. Or Peter Schmeichel
     
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    Or Peter Schmeichel
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  1. Would you rather get a football lesson from...

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    Zinedine Zidane
    Via Damien Meyer / AFP / Getty
    Zinedine Zidane
    Via Damien Meyer / AFP / Getty
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    Or Ronaldinho
    Via Luis Bagu / Getty
    Or Ronaldinho
    Via Luis Bagu / Getty
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  1. Zinedine Zidane
     
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    Zinedine Zidane
  2. Or Ronaldinho
     
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    Or Ronaldinho
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  1. And finally, would you rather your club signed...

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    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Via Denis Doyle / Getty
    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Via Denis Doyle / Getty
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    Or Lionel Messi
    Via Alex Caparros / Getty
    Or Lionel Messi
    Via Alex Caparros / Getty
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And finally, would you rather your club signed...
  1. Cristiano Ronaldo
     
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    Cristiano Ronaldo
  2. Or Lionel Messi
     
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    Or Lionel Messi
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