15 "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible For Football Fans

Probably the only chance you'll get to relegate Man Utd.

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Alex Finnis
Alex Finnis
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  1. Would you rather be related to...

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    Dennis Bergkamp
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    Or Gianfranco Zola
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  1. Would you rather play five-a-side with...

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    Sergio Agüero
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    Or Eden Hazard
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  1. Would you rather relegate...

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    Manchester United
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    Chelsea
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    Arsenal
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    Or Liverpool
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  1. Would you rather score...

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    ~That~ Tony Yeboah goal
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    Or ~that~ Wayne Rooney goal
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  1. Would you rather send off...

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    John Terry
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    Or Joey Barton
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  1. Would you rather face a free kick from...

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    Alex
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    Or Roberto Carlos
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Shit yourself on the pitch
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    Or run off to the toilet, but concede a goal
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  1. Would you rather get in a fight with...

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    Roy Keane
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    Or Patrick Vieira
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  1. Would you rather win...

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    The World Cup
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    Or the Champions League
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  1. Would you rather play alongside...

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    Steven Gerrard
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    Frank Lampard
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    Or Paul Scholes
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  1. Would you rather...

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    Score a really embarrassing own goal
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    Or get sent off for kicking a fan
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  1. Would you rather have a bath with...

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    Razor Ruddock
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    Or Tomas Brolin
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  1. Would you rather take a penalty against...

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    David Seaman
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    Or Peter Schmeichel
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  1. Would you rather get a football lesson from...

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    Zinedine Zidane
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    Or Ronaldinho
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  1. And finally, would you rather your club signed...

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    Cristiano Ronaldo
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    Or Lionel Messi
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