1. You are perfectly capable of dragging yourself out of bed in the morning and getting on with your day – without a cup of liquid to help.
2. And you find it hard to imagine what it must be like to rely on coffee like so many other people do.
3. A cup of coffee is in no way a legitimate breakfast.
Breakfast is supposed to be food, and there are so many incredible options it seems criminal to neglect it. Anyone who thinks coffee on its own is an acceptable breakfast needs to go and sit in a bin for a while and think about what they've done.