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Can You Pick The Right Toilet Cubicle?

Yes! This cubicle is just perfect. It's clearly just been cleaned, so everything is sparkling white, and it even comes with a brand new seat warmer, so you can really settle in and get comfortable. It's roomy, warm, and has its own separate basin inside. This cubicle is the actual dream!

The right cubicle!

Oh no. Oh god. So awkward. You push open the door to the cubicle, only to find a man in there, pants round his ankles, forcing out, what you can only assume by the expression on his face, one humungous turd. You apologise roughly seventeen times and you close the door again, run out of the toilet, and go into hiding for the rest of your life.

The one with someone pooping in!

The shove open the toilet door, and it looks fine at first... except... what's that smell? You look down, and you realise exactly what that smell is. Lying right in the centre of the bowl is one of the biggest shits you've ever seen, and there's no way in hell you're flushing that shit yourself. You leave the cubicle only for someone else to duck in there straight after you. Now they think _you_ did it. Great...

The one where someone didn't flush!

Clearly some idiot doesn't know how to use their penis properly, because there is piss ALL OVER this toilet seat, and you are NOT cleaning it up yourself. Best sneak back out and find another cubicle. Gross.

The one with pee on the seat!

Oh Jesus Christ no. No. Nononononononononononononononononononononononononono.

The one people are fucking in!

This toilet looks fine. Perfect even. It's clean, roomy, and even smells OK. Except wait, you can't help but feel like someone is watching you? A brittle chill suddenly swoops through your body, and you freak the fuck out. You run out of the toilet screaming, your business having involuntarily been done in your pants.

The one that's haunted!

Oh for fuck's sake. You open the toilet door to find, not even that close to the bowl, a gigantic poop sitting there smugly in the middle of the floor. It almost looks proud of itself. This has to be a joke – no one can miss the toilet my this much by accident, surely? Either way, it's definitely not very funny.

The one with a poo on the floor!

This looks perfect! It's clean and smells fine. You sit down, get your phone out, and start doing what you have to do, until wait, you realise far too late – no toilet paper. You are trapped. It's the end of the world. This is where you live now.

The one with no toilet paper!

You open the door and walk in, only to find... there's nothing there? No toilet at all. It's just an empty room, except, wait... there's a strangely marked tile on the back wall. You feel strangely drawn to it. You walk over to it and touch it with your right hand. The wall vanishes before your eyes, and a vast room filled with treasure appears in front of you. You walk in, excited. This is your lucky day. You came for a shit, you're going to leave the wealthiest person the world has ever seen. You walk over towards the treasure and dig your hand into a pile of heavy gold coins. But as soon as you touch them, a gigantic red dragon emerges, having been hidden beneath all the treasure. It lets out a ferocious jet of bright orange fire, and just like that, you're dead.

The one without a toilet!

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Can You Pick The Right Toilet Cubicle?

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