1. There's the time they caught these bovine bum-sniffers in the act.
2. When they knew something we didn't about the Second World War.
3. Grandma's in the paper? Oh, we must buy a copy!
4. Living on an all-crisp diet affected Steve in the strangest of areas.
5. And on a similar theme, poor Howard suffered an even worse fate.
6. Actually, penises seem to be rather a common theme in the Sunday Sport.
7. Steve's plight seems almost tame by comparison.
8. This headline literally has everything.
9. There's also the the time The King was found to have fans on Mars.
10. Wondering where missing flight MH370 went? Well that's in space, too.
11. This boy looks suspiciously like the North Korean leader himself.
12. No one can say The Sport isn't committed to hunting down major criminals.
13. But sometimes, their stories are just too big for the world.
14. You can't help but feel for poor old Ted.
15. Not so much sympathy for this bloodthirsty kid.
16. Tiny, adorable animals are dangerous though, guys.
17. Chris must be delighted that the football season's over.
18. Nasty way to go.
19. Presented without comment.
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