Did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time? BRB, getting the Oreos and peanut butter.
Finals are coming up and it’s so cold outside you have to wear your Gore-Tex coat. Is it Festivus yet?
We all do it sometimes, but then again, what is real anyway?
The remaining season 5 contestants show what they’re all about, singing songs from Miley Cyrus to One Republic.
Willy Wonka + Roseanne Roseannadanna = MAGIC
You’re going to find the perfect costume and look totally fetch. What, like it’s hard?
Sandy, would you please, with cherries on top, be our best friend?
From waffles to work to winning, you’re pretty much a boss.
The first ladies of Bravo have a comeback for every situation, but don’t cross them.
Because you’ve definitely pictured yourselves watching Pretty Little Liars and eating froyo together. Just admit it.
It’s not your fault you are a highly superior being.
Being a princess is totally overrated. I mean, the curfew is completely unreasonable.
No need to turn your swag on, ‘cause it was never off. Get ready to treat yo’ self.
Loving their children since…what are you looking at? Make yourself useful and get them a drink!
Because by the time Friday rolls around, we’re just like *whatever*.
The Liz List: This 30 Rock woman can have it all! (Including her sandwich.)
The story of college finals told by Pawnee’s finest.