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Which Trott First Year Are You (2017-2018)

This quiz is the official quiz to see which Trott First year you are!

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  1. Do you like dick?

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    Kanye's Dick?
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    Prefer not to answer.
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    Sausage from Costco: $12 for 24lbs
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    Ha, Gay!!!
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    In England, we call it a "Winston."
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    Dick Cheney is the only Dick for me.
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    My sexspresso brings all the boys to the yard.
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    I'm sorry, I'm married to Jesus.
  2. Friday Night plans?

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    Punishing. Righting someone else's wrongs.
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    Making moonshine in the handicapped stall
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    Is it really drinking alone if you're with your textbook?
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    Bowing before my 9 foot cutout of 2002 Newt Gingrich
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    Being punished. What did I do to deserve this torment?
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    Brewing meth at my "job"
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    Tossing around the ol' pigskin. [that means sex]
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    Sleeping . . . or so they think
  3. Which fringe political group are you?

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    The GOP
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    The Mafia (jk) (maybe)
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    Citizens Against American Independence
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    FIJI
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    Straight Alliance Against GMOs
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    Quinoa For Qween-wa
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    Oppressed Roommates United
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    Princeton Memes for Extremely New Jersey Teens
  4. What is your most recent Amazon purchase?

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    A book
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    36 giant pocket constitutions
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    Icarus' wings to help me escape my dorm room
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    DIY tramp stamp removal kit
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    20,000 Minion jibitz
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    A tobacco pipe... but not for tobacco ...
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    Poppy Seeds
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    Construction worker uniform.
  5. Pet Peve

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    When the colonials dump your organic earl grey into the harbor
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    Lesbians
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    First years who talk about their singles :(
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    Questions about my past
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    When Jenny stays at Brad's
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    When you find out it's circumcised
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    The two state solution
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    Ugly people (G Eazy)
  6. Celebrity Crush

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    The "US News and World Report" writers
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    JK Rowling
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    30 Rock Alec Baldwin
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    Clint Eastwood
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    All of the founding fathers
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    The white kid that dabs
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    All of the King Georges
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    Tim Tebow (in a straight way)
  7. Your biggest nightmare

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    An intervention about my cocaine "habit"
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    Sober bar night
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    The War of American Aggression
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    Shopping at Burlington Coat Factory
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    Having to buy my own furniture
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    Free time
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    Crooked Hillary coming for my Guns, God, and Glory
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    Having Cheezits for teeth (Carbs!! Dairy!!!!!)
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