1. An EMT "BaconStrips" apron for those baconless meals you cook.
2. A bacon plush to ensure that when you sleep, you dream of bacon.
3. A bacon barrette to show your pride, without the grease.
4. A bacon dog costume for that next level bacon statement.
5. A bacon band aid to prove that bacon cures anything.
6. A bacon air freshener to keep your gym bag smelling good.
7. A bacon scarf to keep you warm on those cold nights.
8. Bacon duck tape because every handyman loves bacon. It's a fact
9. A bacon tie that'll have you smiling every time you look in the mirror.
10. The Shakin' Bacon Dashboard Dancer to improve your morning commutes.
11. A t-shirt to wear your bacon pride on your back
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