11 Reasons Why Shopping In Abercrombie And Fitch Is The Worst.

Their shops are some of the most talked-about out there, but we all know that it's the worst shopping experience you'll ever face. Like, ever.

1. It's too dark.

This isn't a nightclub, it's a clothes store. Turn on the bloody lights so we can see the stuff we might want to actually purchase.

2. The music is insanely loud.

Again, this is not a night club or a frat party - IT. IS. A. CLOTHES. SHOP. Turn it down, way down, so I can actually here myself think.

3. The staff are depressingly attractive.

Yes, we get it, A+F is a "life-style brand" (whatever that means), but the staff are so depressingly attractive that you know you'll never look as good in the clothes as the people selling them.

4. The staff are also incredibly annoying.

Don't ask if I'm having a great day, don't bop around to the loud music and don't just chat between one another. SERVE US AT THE TILL, YOU WORK IN A CLOTHES SHOP.

5. There are queues, just to get in.

When the greatest minds in the history of humanity looked towards our collective future, did they ever think that people would spend their weekends queuing to get in a shop...to then queue again...to spend their hard-earned money?

6. You can spend £60 on a polo shirt.

So, once you've queued to get in the shop, you've managed to feel your way through the pitch black store with your ears bleeding from the pumping techo, you arrive at the till and realise that you're going to have forgo your rent this month to afford the hoodie you want.

7. It's like half the price across the pond.

Yep, whilst it's not quite the "land of the free", it's certainly the "land of the significantly cheaper" (OK, that doesn't have the same ring to it).

8. By buying their clothes, you're making this man richer.

This is Mike Jeffries, he's CEO of A+F. Earlier this year he said that he only wants "thin and beautiful" people shopping in his stores. HAS HE LOOKED IN A MIRROR RECENTLY?

9. You can buy sexist stuff like this!

Poor old A+F, they got themselves in more hot water when they sold a women's tee-shirt that read "Who needs brains when you have these?". Seriously, who OK'd that?!

10. They've totalled hated on Taylor Swift.

There's nothing wrong with contemporary satire (hell, this is Buzzfeed), but when you mock the least offensive pop star on the planet, you over step the invisible line.

The internet went crazy, or more specifically thousands of Swift fans got cross, when A+F put this tee out following her break up with Harry Styles. LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!

11. When you're done, you have to carry a homo-erotic carrier bag home.

We get it, you use unrealistically attractive people to sell your clothes, who doesn't? But forcing us to carry this bag on the tube?! Guys, that's just cruel.