"Oh, you think 20? Oh, I'm so excited to tell you the truth!"
"My legs aren't like, ew! Jeans, Keith? My heart's more like, bro, what are you doing?"
"I would feel bad banging in these... risking not feeling this again".
"I've had shorter profiles than this." - "Who are you, E.E. Cummings?"
RSVP is not just a thing you're supposed to do for weddings; it's also a speed-reading technique that gives immediate results.
We asked people on the street if the "D" word is too sensitive to speak about openly. What do you think?
Pithy responses that real girls had to guys that took the conversation sexual way too soon.
"I can't wait to put my crotch in his face."
Around 70,000 people attended this years Burn - catch a glimpse of the surreal.
Strolling down memory lane on Amazon.com purchase history. Don't let your Mom see this.