How Gross Are You? We Can Tell With One Question.
You, dear friend, are like a butt: inspiring, popular, and so necessary to our happiness and well-being. We hereby dub you Ruler Of The Fart Kingdom!
We give you five out of five boogers. We totally DIG YOU. (Get it?) You're amazing!!! Well done!!!
Revel in your grossness! We burp loudly and enthusiastically in your honor: Here's to you! BRAAAP!
Your are the president, ruler, prime minister, and grand poobah of ickiness. Booger-encrusted tomes and disgusting sonnets will be written in your honor! All hail!
Your grossness is *kisses fingertips* impeccable. You're so cute it's gross and so gross it's cute. Be proud!
You grossness is INSPIRING. You are silent, but deadly, and we are all immune to your many charms. You linger. Your float! Your ignite our senses. Here's to you!