What you need to know: Walter Mercado is a TV astrologist.
…And a legend. A former dancer, Walter appeared in telenovelas before eventually landing his own show, where he looked to the stars to dispense advice about love, finances, and health. Always with flair. Always with style. And always ending with his catchphrase: “…con mucho, mucho amor.”
And he is the Beyoncé of TV astrology. To wit:
Beyoncé’s arches are used by angels when they need to quickly slide down from heaven. But Walter Mercado’s eyebrows are escalators that lead directly to Jesus.
Beyoncé’s Single Ladies hand dance is now a mainstay at every bachelorette party and a hit among moms dancing in cars. But it pales in comparison to Walter Mercado’s handskills. He spreads magic and good vibes with a wave of those perfectly manicured nails. His hands smell like hand sanitizer and the laughter of babies. Smell them.
Beyoncé’s whipped stans into a frenzy when she cut her hair, and Walter Mercado’s fans worship and name each and every single one of his blessèd follicles, because we know that every strand of hair growing out of them is like golden cotton candy cascading into a sunkissed mullet of pure beauty.
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