1. WHAT IS IT?
2. What does it have to do with St. Patrick's day?
It's GREEN. Like... St. Patrick was?
It's GREEN. Like... St. Patrick was?
It's a St. Patrick's Day secret.*
*(Food coloring.)
Who hurt you? NO. IT'S NEVER TOO COLD FOR A SHAMROCK SHAKE.
It's like if a mint plant gently kissed a scoop of vanilla ice cream and then both danced together on a cloud.
TBH, people keep arguing about this and probably always will. It tastes like GREEN. Let's just all agree on that.
Yes, very. Maybe try a Choc-rock Shake.
It's OK. It's a pretty intense shade of green.
Maybe. This is why you must take care to accessorize accordingly. This milkshake isn't for AMATEURS.
You'd be a hero. A drunken, dancing hero.
Sure. Here's a recipe. There are a bunch!
You do you, boo.
Yes. This is, in fact, a next-level genius move.
The same way everyone knows everything else: The Internet. Here's a handy online shake tracker.
Whoa there. Shamrock Shake can't be tied down to one person. Shamrock Shake loves you, but it has to be free.