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Ariel Is Actually The Worst Disney Princess And Here’s Why

Stay under the sea.

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2. She's 16, living under her dad's... roof? shell?... yet doesn't listen when he tells her not to go up to the surface, which happens to be hella dangerous.

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How would you ever make it in the human world, Ariel? You don't even know what a fork is.

13. Also, why is she so passive? Why can't she just kiss Eric for god's sake? Make a move!

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(BTW: Prince Eric was voiced by a teen, which makes the two of them kissing slightly less creepy than it might've been.)

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