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Things People Mildly Obsessed With Burritos Know To Be True

Happiness is a warm burrito.

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7. You know that the magic of a burrito is that you can wrap your other favorite foods into a burrito. Ta-da!

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Want a pizza, but also a burrito? Boom. Pizzarito. In the mood for an ice cream sundae, but also kind of craving a burrito? WHIZBANG. Sundarito.

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9. As a true burrito aficionado, you WILL NOT TOLERATE people referring to a wrap as a burrito.

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How to make a wrap: Grab a scant handful of whatever, half-heartedly roll it in a piece of wet paper, then throw it directly into the garbage.

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14. A burrito will always love you back.

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It would never EVER just text you back with "k."

16. Your burrito baby will never grow up to disappoint you, like real babies are inclined to do.

Possible names for my burrito baby* - Carlnitas - GuacaMiley - Barbaracoa - QueSue - Monterey Jack * we're not sure if it's a boy / girl yet

I love you, burrito baby.

18. They are, objectively speaking, the most adorable item in existence.

This burrito is especially cute.

19. Above all, burritos are the key to happiness.

Instagram: @goosetavin

Burritos, the true 🔑 to #success.

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