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Things People Mildly Obsessed With Burritos Know To Be True

Happiness is a warm burrito.

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1. First of all, burritos are hella versatile. You can eat them for every single meal of the day.

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Especially during the best meal of all: MIDNIGHT BREAKFAST.

2. And you can customize them any way your lil' heart desires.

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Throw a million french fries into your burrito if that's what makes you happy.*

*It will.

3. You know very well the food pyramid is actually burrito-shaped.

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You've got your protein, your grains, your veggies, and your CHEEEEESE (which is its own food group, obviously). It's the perfect meal.

4. They're so good, it's actually kind of suspicious.

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The truth is out there, and it's tasty.

5. Bonus: They are named for one of the best and cutest animals ever.

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A+ name. Good job.

6. Burritos make dating easy. Does someone enjoy burritos? OK, then they're dateable.

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Do not trust or date people who do not like burritos. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

7. You know that the magic of a burrito is that you can wrap your other favorite foods into a burrito. Ta-da!

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Want a pizza, but also a burrito? Boom. Pizzarito. In the mood for an ice cream sundae, but also kind of craving a burrito? WHIZBANG. Sundarito.

8. You're all about making burritos at home, too, because it's as easy as rolling up everything you like in a tortilla.

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E v e r y t h i n g.

9. As a true burrito aficionado, you WILL NOT TOLERATE people referring to a wrap as a burrito.

How to make a wrap: Grab a scant handful of whatever, half-heartedly roll it in a piece of wet paper, then throw it directly into the garbage.
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How to make a wrap: Grab a scant handful of whatever, half-heartedly roll it in a piece of wet paper, then throw it directly into the garbage.

10. It's a whole lot of fun to argue about where burritos are REALLY from.

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Did they originate in Mexico? Were they invented in San Francisco? Pick a side and argue about it with glee.

11. It is impossible to eat a burrito and still be hungry.

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It has been proven by science and math.

12. You can mix things up by FRYING your burrito to create a chimichanga.

ALCHEMY.
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ALCHEMY.

13. You can cosplay as a burrito with great ease and comfort.

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Just roll up and veg out.

14. A burrito will always love you back.

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It would never EVER just text you back with "k."

15. In a pinch, a burrito can be used as a weapon.

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If someone tries to steal your burrito, simply hit them with your burrito. The average burrito weighs about 718 pounds, which is sure to leave a mark.

16. Your burrito baby will never grow up to disappoint you, like real babies are inclined to do.

Possible names for my burrito baby* - Carlnitas - GuacaMiley - Barbaracoa - QueSue - Monterey Jack * we're not sure if it's a boy / girl yet

I love you, burrito baby.

17. Burritos are highly portable, so you can eat them on the go.

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Like while on your way to order another burrito.

18. They are, objectively speaking, the most adorable item in existence.

This burrito is especially cute.

19. Above all, burritos are the key to happiness.

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Burritos, the true 🔑 to #success.

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