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23 Times Tumblr Was Real AF About Being Pale

"That's just my face."

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1. When you have no choice but to unleash your inner vampire:

2. When a beach vacation offers a great opportunity to catch up on reading under a towel:

3. When the sun is your biggest frenemy:

4. When you encounter this very modern problem:

5. When your future (and your past and definitely your present) are so, so bright:


7. When it's either this or White-Out:

8. When things get aggressive:

9. When you've developed a signature scent:

10. When you get to perform a neat magic trick every time you take a photo with flash:

11. When you've managed to burn your scalp by thinking you could ever leave your home without a hat:

12. When this isn't even true because of those brown, recycled napkins:

13. When everyone else's "super pale" is your "deep tan":

14. When your sunburn is as stylish as it is painful:

15. When you look way too convincing as someone with an illness:

16. When hiding from the sun takes planning, cunning, and various supplies:

17. When you're figuratively marble and literally marbled:

18. When aloe is bae:

19. When people like to point out your face's mood ring-like qualities:

20. When you're literally clear:

21. When you manage to burn from within a windowless room in the middle of a storm:

22. When you can cosplay as a fried egg without a costume:

23. And finally, when even hell can't hold us:

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