Books·Posted on Jan 14, 201631 Funny Tweets That Are Way, Way Too Real For WritersEverything's gonna be all write.by Alex AlvarezBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When you are a cruel god, but a fair one: Twitter: @Jderk23 2. When you've considered yelling this question out your window: Twitter: @asphyx_s 3. When past you offers present you a puzzle to solve: Twitter: @cuddlysophia 4. When 10 hours have gone by and all you've written is what a character had for breakfast*: Twitter: @noveliciouss *This is also a great sign that you should take a break and have some food. 5. When you have to remind yourself you're in great company: Twitter: @AshiLabouisse 6. When crying is just part of the process: Twitter: @carolJhedges 7. When this face happens: Twitter: @MaryAWriter 8. When you've been staring at the name "Aiden" for half an hour: Twitter: @gliquori413 9. Or when a more interesting solution to the naming issue presents itself: Nathalie van Meurs @DrVanMeurs Spam emails: a source for fictional names #creative #writing @NaNoWriMo @WriterlyTweets @cbcreative @agoodconfession 06:54 PM - 13 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When you lie to yourself that Making a Murderer is just on as "background noise": Twitter: @KatMyley 11. When this will still be true three years from now: Twitter: @blkgrlswrite 12. When you have ulterior motives: Twitter: @TJINKtweets Remember: Awful people and harrowing experiences are great fodder for your writing. Own them. 13. When it's late and you're tired and you develop really strong feelings about spelling: Twitter: @DionneLister See also: THROUGH. 14. And when you’ve forgotten how to spell something entirely: Twitter: @TeriWilsonauthr It happins to everyone. 15. When you move from half-past "Too Much Coffee" to "It's After Noon And You Can't Judge Me For Drinking" o'clock: Twitter: @DrLindseyFitz 16. When there's no cause for an extra clause: Twitter: @jessmbaum 17. When the most prominent member of your literary family is a throbbing one: Twitter: @HaleSamantha 18. When fantasy writing is contagious: Twitter: @sydney_writer 19. When you have to google "the perfect crime how to kill without getting caught" as RESEARCH: Twitter: @MD_Woodson 20. When it is your duty as a writer to teach the next generation well: Twitter: @PoorRobin 21. When sometimes you need a gentle reminder: Kate Mitchell @kmitchellauthor Alarm for tomorrow 💪🏼 #writerproblems 04:34 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. When editing involves slowly morphing into a triangle of pain: Twitter: @AuthorSAT 23. When your problems become entirely too specific: Twitter: @KeleGrrl “So I created this centaur cop character and I’m wondering if he should pump his arms WHILE he runs to catch the perp. Any ideas?” 24. When you wish you were better at writing TO yourself: Twitter: @KelseyNMcIntyre It's like the old saying goes... "When you come to a fork in the road, DANGER." 25. When you come up with your best ideas while pooping: Twitter: @LornaContent Don't lie to me; you know it's true. 26. When you wonder whether this technically counts as socializing: Twitter: @ms_amERICA_ I mean, people are involved. So what if they’re all in your head? 27. When you've killed your darlings and also their entire world: Twitter: @lovefaithmagic 28. When it becomes all too evident that pets make THE WORST assistants: Twitter: @Scarberryfields You’re fired, small white cat. 29. When writing takes up your entire life and editing takes up your whole house: Kelsey McIntyre @KelseyNMcIntyre When your dining room becomes your editing room: #amwriting #amrevising #writerproblems 05:50 PM - 28 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. When even the teeniest bit of writing has to be taken seriously: Twitter: @cuddlysophia 31. When that's enough already: Twitter: @YvetteKateWille Enough procrastinating here. Go write.