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23 Things Guaranteed To Make Miami People Happy

The 305 is a joyful place.

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1. The words "low humidity."

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And only 70% chance of rain? What a beautiful day.

2. Everything about Publix chicken tender subs.

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Have you even seen anything so beautiful?

3. When your neighbor tells you they have "too many mangos this season" and offers you some for free.

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SO BLESSED.

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4. Hanging out by the bay and spying some manatees.

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🌊🐮

5. The smell of plantains frying.

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*FLOATS AWAY TO HEAVEN ON A MADURO*

6. Coming home to Pollo Tropical.

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And, no, I'm not sharing my yuca fries.

7. Strolling down Collins and magically not seeing a single tourist.

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There are maybe three minutes when this is possible, and usually right before a hurricane. But still.

8. Reminiscing at Super Wheels.

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Couples skaaaaaate!

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9. Arguing about which neighborhood is best.

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Westchester? The Grove? La Saguesera? Certainly NOT Pinecrest.

10. Joking about CSI: Miami.

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Yaaaaooooo!

11. Taking a drive or a stroll when the royal poincianas are in bloom.

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A canopy of fire!

12. Talking endlessly about what Miami people sound like.

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No joke: We love to argue about this. It brings us great joy.

13. Being a quick drive away from Disney World.

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Yeah, it's a nice plus.

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14. Cracking the formula for Chicken Kitchen's curry mustard sauce.

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ALCHEMY.

15. Any excuse to bring out that winter gear.

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Do you wanna build a snow man?

16. Driving down to Homestead every strawberry season.

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Shakes and sundaes? Don't mind if I do.

17. Visiting Vizcaya and pretending it's your home.

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LET ME DREAM.

18. The words "Hey, wanna split a mamey shake?"

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The answer is yes, always.

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19. Uncle Luke.

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Just, like. Everything about him, really.

20. Learning what high school you go/went to.

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Oh, so she's a Lourdes girl? Hm.

21. ...Because nothings makes a person happier than CHISME.

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True fact: Miami's #1 export is gossip.

23. Being loud af.

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Tell me no. Tell me no, bro. See? You can't.

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