1. The Funky Chicken Wing
2. The Can-Can Opener
3. The Hot Pan Twist
When to do it: When you're using a pot or pan that has a pour lip on the WRONG SIDE.
How to do it: Contort yourself into a neat little pretzel. Spill everything on floor.
4. Let's Not Call This Move "Scissoring"
5. The Spiral Notebook Swing
6. The Lead Headbang
7. The Last-Lefty-Baseball-Glove-In-Gym-Class Jitterbug
8. The Awkward Desk Slide
9. The Presidential Pop-And-Lock
When to do it: When you remember that a disproportionately high number of U.S. presidents have been left-handed. Which is neat, is all.
How to do it: Wave both hands in the air like you just don't care (although you secretly really do).
10. The Hugger Mugger
11. The Crazy Car Roll
12. The Credit Card Machine Mash
When To Do It: When you attempt to pay for something but have to perform gymnastics to slide your card and sign for it.
How To Do It: Leap onto the cashier's counter and, with a series of small kicks, smash the credit card machine while shaking your hips in a sexy, violent manner.