15 Moves All Lefties Constantly Do
Do the southpaw shuffle.
The Funky Chicken Wing
The Can-Can Opener
The Hot Pan Twist
When to do it: When you're using a pot or pan that has a pour lip on the WRONG SIDE.
How to do it: Contort yourself into a neat little pretzel. Spill everything on floor.
Let's Not Call This Move "Scissoring"
The Spiral Notebook Swing
The Lead Headbang
The Last-Lefty-Baseball-Glove-In-Gym-Class Jitterbug
The Awkward Desk Slide
The Presidential Pop-And-Lock
The Hugger Mugger
The Crazy Car Roll
The Credit Card Machine Mash
When To Do It: When you attempt to pay for something but have to perform gymnastics to slide your card and sign for it.
How To Do It: Leap onto the cashier's counter and, with a series of small kicks, smash the credit card machine while shaking your hips in a sexy, violent manner.
The Sad Artist Shimmy
The "OMG You're A Lefty" Merengue
The Ned Flanders
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