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22 Awkward Situations Antisocial People Know Too Well

I've forgotten what my voice sounds like.

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3. ...And when you DO talk, you discover that keeping to yourself so much means that you've forgotten how to form logical sentences.

Wait, what is that word for people who aren't Netflix? Is there a word for that?


6. And if there's no pet around, people at the party will definitely notice that you're spending too much time in the bathroom.

7. You struggle to come up with new and exciting ways to leave social functions early. It can get weird.

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Wait, I'm getting a call. "Obama! Hi! What? Well, if it's a matter of national security then, yes, of course I'll leave before wishing Skyler and Tyler a happy four monthaversary."


10. You make your own fun, and sometimes that means having a roommate walk in on your solo dance party.

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I wasn't twerking alone on a Friday night, I was... sneezing? Repeatedly. And sensually.


18. You'll eventually get caught in an anti-social lie thanks to social media.

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When I said I was busy, I meant I was busy publishing slashfic on Tumblr and then fighting about it on Twitter.

19. You talk about characters from your favorite Netflix shows as if they're real people.

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I just feel like Poussey would be more of a yellow Starburst than a pink Starburst person so we'd never have to fight over which one of us gets which flavor, you know?

20. ...And spend so much time reading alone that you begin speaking the way your favorite authors write.

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"I am not that anti-social," I told them.¹

¹ But, being a descarada, I was lying, and I damn well knew it.