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17 Things Procrastinators Know To Be True On Christmas

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2. You know that the longer you wait, the more expensive plane tickets home will be. And that stresses you out. So you wait even more.

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I mean. You're busy! All these Christmas movies aren't just going to watch themselves.

3. You put off buying your Christmas tree so long that you end up with one that's basically just a branch.

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4. ... And then you don't throw it away until, oh. Valentine's Day.

6. On the plus side, the advantage to never having taken down your Christmas lights is that you never have to put them back up.

~life hack~

8. When you finally go out to buy eggnog, the only one left in the store is some weird soy variety.

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(Unless you live in Los Angeles. In which case, that's the first kind to run out.)

12. OK IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T BOUGHT PRESENTS.

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You briefly consider just stuffing your own belongings in recycled gift bags and handing those out.

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