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    22 Awkward Stock Photos That Will Make You Fear Christmas

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Objectified Women, 2 Men With Guns, and A Santa Passed Out By The Christmas Tree.

    1. This dude, who has a present for you out in his van.

    Via Thinkstock/Jussi Pernaa

    2. This woman, who's Skyping with your dad.

    Via Thinkstock

    3. This man, who needs a moment.

    Via Thinkstock/Mark Hayes

    4. This child, who drank the wrong eggnog.

    Via Thinkstock/Jupiterimages

    5. This man, who proves that marijuana wristbands are a gateway drug.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto NikolayPeev

    6. This chap, who isn't too sure what's up with this whole hat thing.

    Getty Images/Hemera Simone Van den berg

    7. This couple, whom someone should probably check on.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto Anna Bizoń

    8. This charmer, who wants to stuff your stocking.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto lisafx

    (That's not a euphemism. He bought you some pretty sweet socks.)

    9. This whatever this is, who seems to be in a good mood at least.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto marcogarrincha

    10. This bloke, who is perhaps trying to recreate a look he found on Pinterest?

    Getty Images/iStockphoto Volodina

    11. This woman, who shouldn't have eaten that one cookie.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto ariwasabi

    12. ... Same goes for this woman.

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    13. ... And also this one.

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    Haha, women! Always with the eating!

    14. This Santa Claus, who isn't kidding about his naughty list.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto marcogarrincha

    15. This lass, who traveled back to 2001 to steal your brother's JNCOs.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto Carey Hope

    16. This guy, who needs to calm down.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto Ershova Veronika

    17. This hallway to your bedroom.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto POPPYboywang

    18. This guy, who has made some questionable choices in his day.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto Mattia Pelizzari

    19. This toilet, who is having absolutely none of your shit.

    Getty Images/F1online RF sodapix sodapix

    20. This Claus, who really just can't even right now.

    Getty Images/iStock/marcogarrincha

    21. Also this Santa, who is probably making a terrible joke about his "North Pole."

    Getty Images/moodboard RF moodboard

    22. And, finally, this new friend.

    Getty Images/iStockphoto DNF-Style

    He's all dressed up with no place to go this Christmas.

    Can he stay with you?

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