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22 Awkward Stock Photos That Will Make You Fear Christmas

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Objectified Women, 2 Men With Guns, and A Santa Passed Out By The Christmas Tree.

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1. This dude, who has a present for you out in his van.

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2. This woman, who's Skyping with your dad.

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3. This man, who needs a moment.

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4. This child, who drank the wrong eggnog.

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5. This man, who proves that marijuana wristbands are a gateway drug.

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6. This chap, who isn't too sure what's up with this whole hat thing.

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7. This couple, whom someone should probably check on.

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8. This charmer, who wants to stuff your stocking.

(That's not a euphemism. He bought you some pretty sweet socks.)
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(That's not a euphemism. He bought you some pretty sweet socks.)

9. This whatever this is, who seems to be in a good mood at least.

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10. This bloke, who is perhaps trying to recreate a look he found on Pinterest?

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11. This woman, who shouldn't have eaten that one cookie.

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12. ... Same goes for this woman.

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13. ... And also this one.

Haha, women! Always with the eating!
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Haha, women! Always with the eating!

14. This Santa Claus, who isn't kidding about his naughty list.

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15. This lass, who traveled back to 2001 to steal your brother's JNCOs.

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16. This guy, who needs to calm down.

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17. This hallway to your bedroom.

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18. This guy, who has made some questionable choices in his day.

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19. This toilet, who is having absolutely none of your shit.

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20. This Claus, who really just can't even right now.

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21. Also this Santa, who is probably making a terrible joke about his "North Pole."

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22. And, finally, this new friend.

He's all dressed up with no place to go this Christmas.Can he stay with you?
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He's all dressed up with no place to go this Christmas.

Can he stay with you?

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