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20 Vines That Totally Describe Cuban Parents

Warning: Language is safe for Cuban moms, but not for work. Así es.

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1. Look, you have to EARN the privilege of leaving the house.

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Do not pass go.

2. Your parents often use impressive mind tricks to keep from giving you any money.

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Ni¢e try.

3. And your darling mom and dad have a very unique definition of "messy."

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Tip from me to you: Your room will never be clean enough for your mom.

4. Your mom definitely got THAT LOOK when insisting you speak to your abuela.

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😩📱👵

5. You know the struggle of trying to find a quiet place in your parents' home.

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WE'RE NOT YELLING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

6. For your parents, family comes first. And second. And third. And fiftieth.

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¡¿Que somebody?!

7. Your mom had the unusual habit of insulting herself.

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You're doing what... where???

8. There are moments where your parents announce they HAVE HAD IT with the TIKI-TIKI.

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😭

9. And you're never allowed to do anything remotely fun.

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NOT EVEN JUMPING?!

10. Your parents are likely QUITE the comedians.

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RUDE, MOM.

11. And your parents always need to be HEARD. (Again).

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(...And again and again and again.)

12. Your folks have the habit of making the fridge a damn obstacle course.

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Where's the butter? Check the OTHER butter container. No, not that one. The other other one.

13. And they have a penchant for creating new words.

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Love those echimamuffs tho.

14. ...And they do not like it when you try to correct them.

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Fine, let's just go to Beber Keen.

15. There are many times when you've been in this classic catch-22.

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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ME OR DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP QUIET LIKE CAN I EVEN LIVE.

16. There have been many times you had no idea what your parents were saying, but knew it was probably bad.

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All I heard was "break your face," so.

17. Your mom is utterly unable to keep a secret.

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NO CHILL.

18. And every Nochebuena, you parents deck the halls with this Yuletide horror...

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This little piggy... Bueno, the less said about this piggy, the better.

19. Your parents had a foolproof way of fixing your hair.

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💆

20. And, let's face it, you've always made so many sacrifices for your loving parents.

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Sigh. It's hard raising parents!

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