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29 Ways To Tell You're Definitely Cuban


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1. You can't drink just any coffee.

If I wanted water, I'd have asked for it.

3. You're pretty sure that, in Heaven, they serve pastelitos.

...Y papa rellena.


5. You know there's nothing so beautiful as a perfectly-timed expletive.

Literal art.

6. You know you're special.

Rules just don't apply!


8. You know that this is what elegance looks like.

Guayaberas are classic.

9. You've likely mastered the art of "dramatic apathy."

We contain multitudes.

10. You get pretty nervous when people stare at you too long.


11. THIS has happened to you.



12. Consonants are suggestions.

They just slow a sentence down!

14. This is the ideal dessert, snack, or breakfast.

Guayaba y queso... what more do you need!


19. Your childhood smelled like violets.

Y talco también.


23. You have an entire army of spiritual help.

Doesn't even matter what your religious beliefs are -- you'll call on anyone who might be listening.


24. This is what you ask when you want to know what's up.

25. For you, Sensguibin leftovers = An Elena Ruth.

Or Elena Ruz, if you prefer.

26. You grew up with Pepito jokes.

And you know how nasty that little dude can be.

27. You know to eat this within the day because it'll turn into a rock tomorrow.

Don't forget to add a POUND of butter.

29. You'd never dream of being anything else.

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