15 Problems All Unphotogenic People Know To Be True

*slowly backs out of frame*

1. You have to be extra wary of that one friend who loves to Instagram everything.

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#100HappyDays of me avoiding you at every social function.

2. You’ve practiced smiling in mirrors.

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But it doesn’t work because you’re always Beyoncé in the mirror and a blobfish on camera.

3. You find yourself asking people if you “really look like that.”

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Because I could’ve sworn that most of my features are roughly in the places they’re supposed to be.

4. You don’t have a “good side.”

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In photos, you gottta face like a trapezoid of WTF.

5. You’re tired of getting asked “Why are you making that face?”

Scholastic

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Because I was caught mid-Animorphing into a cuttlefish, boo, I DO NOT KNOW.

6. You’re pretty much a selfie scientist.

I’m just curating* my own image.

*controlling

7. You’re really good at obscuring your face when a camera or phone pops up.

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Step one: Fill a red cup with booze of choice. Step two: Hold cup in front of face whenever you see someone ready to Hyperlapse your nightmares.

8. When someone does corner you for a picture, you get so in your own head about posing that you forget what’s normal.

I sort of just… bare my teeth and flare my nostrils, right? People do that?

9. Group pictures = finding the tallest person in the room and hunching behind him or her.

lolbye.

10. Filters are your friends.

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They can transform you from a question mark to a blurry, blown-out question mark from the ’70s.

11. You know that picture day is proof of Satan.

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Why do you have to know what I look like though.

12. You dread seeing a notification that someone has tagged you in a picture.

Let’s see what fresh hell this particular photo set brings.

13. …And you’ve actually reconsidered friendships with people who tag pictures of you looking like a potato with hair.

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Did I hurt you in some way? Did I insult your grandmother? Did I kill your childhood pet? Why are you doing this to me?

14. You’re constantly mysitifed by how you look in photos because you swear you’re pretty cute in real life.

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I mean. Right?

15. People think you’re being vain or insecure…

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…until they see your photos.

On the plus side, you spend more time living moments and less time posing for them.

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