1. You have to be extra wary of that one friend who loves to Instagram everything.
2. You've practiced smiling in mirrors.
3. You find yourself asking people if you "really look like that."
4. You don't have a "good side."
5. You're tired of getting asked "Why are you making that face?"
Because I was caught mid-Animorphing into a cuttlefish, boo, I DO NOT KNOW.