10 Graphs That Perfectly Describe Dog Owners

    Woof.

    Alex Alvarez
    by Alex Alvarez

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. How we find our joy:

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    Dogs > Most* humans

    *OK, all humans

    2. How we sleep:

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    ...Or don't sleep, as the case may be.

    3. What we think about when we stare at the clock:

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    T-5 hours and 17 minutes until dog o'clock

    4. Why we're free to be ourselves around our dogs:

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    Also, they never ask to share the remote.

    5. What makes us anxious:

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    IF THIS GOES WRONG, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

    6. How we FEEL:

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    LEAVE CUJO ALONE.

    7. What's on our minds right now:

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    We both disregard the 5 second rule, too.

    8. How we differ from our pets:

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    For most dogs, a car ride is more like an adventure (as long as it's not to the vet).

    9. How we spend most of our time:

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    #DogsOfInstagram

    10. And finally, poochie boo boo baby-bloop:

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    *squeals*