1. How we find our joy:
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Dogs > Most* humans
*OK, all humans
2. How we sleep:
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...Or don't sleep, as the case may be.
3. What we think about when we stare at the clock:
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T-5 hours and 17 minutes until dog o'clock
4. Why we're free to be ourselves around our dogs:
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Also, they never ask to share the remote.
5. What makes us anxious:
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IF THIS GOES WRONG, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.
6. How we FEEL:
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LEAVE CUJO ALONE.
7. What's on our minds right now:
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We both disregard the 5 second rule, too.
8. How we differ from our pets:
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For most dogs, a car ride is more like an adventure (as long as it's not to the vet).
9. How we spend most of our time:
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#DogsOfInstagram
10. And finally, poochie boo boo baby-bloop:
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*squeals*