10 Graphs That Perfectly Describe Dog Owners

Dogs > Most* humans

*OK, all humans

...Or don't sleep, as the case may be.

T-5 hours and 17 minutes until dog o'clock

Also, they never ask to share the remote.

IF THIS GOES WRONG, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

LEAVE CUJO ALONE.

We both disregard the 5 second rule, too.

For most dogs, a car ride is more like an adventure (as long as it's not to the vet).

#DogsOfInstagram

*squeals*