7 Insane Moments From "Killer Karaoke" That'll Make You Ask "Why?"

    But for real. Why?

    Killer Karaoke is a competition show with a very simple premise:

    AND OH-HO-HO TERRIBLE THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN:

    1. Like this lady putting her hands and her FACE where they SHOULD NOT BE:

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    (Here are the vocals of this beautiful performance, in case you want to play this at your next wedding.)

    Aaaaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!

    2. ... And this man, who experiences A SERIES OF ELECTRIC SHOCKS while DELIVERING MEXICAN FOOD to STEVE-O.

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    Why are you doing this to Mexican food?

    No drink deserves this.

    3. ... Or this dude, who traipsed through a BOOBY-TRAPPED CACTUS MAZE wearing a BALLOON SUIT.

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    WHY IS ANY PART OF THIS HAPPENING.

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, SIR.

    4. In Season 2, the show was taken over by MARK MCGRATH BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY. Maybe he LOVES SEEING DEAD SQUIDS FLYING AT PEOPLE'S HEADS.

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    WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO PEOPLE, MARK MCGRATH? STATUES CRUMBLE FOR YOU, MAN.

    Let's take a closer look at what this poor contestant had to wear on his head:

    5. Oh, and there's also the moment this lady was ATTACKED BY CHAIRS while PREPARING NACHOS.

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    ??????????????????????

    Let's pause for a moment.

    6. And the messiness is international. Killer Karaoke Thailand exists and it has better sound effects than the U.S. version.

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    The goal for this challenge seems to be DO NOT DIE.

    This is not right.

    7. So anyway, after contestants promptly @$%& their *#?^ up, there's the Final Showdown.

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    This involves spinning. Spinning and screaming.

    The show is based on a British game show called Sing If You Can. It is equally horrifying:

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    That host is a hot dresser, tho.

    YES THAT GIRL LITERALLY WALKED ON CACA.

    How did this show ever happen? And when can we expect a new season??????????