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    25 Times Tumblr Had The Best Pick Up Lines

    Tumblr is the best place to pick up hotties AND reblog images of chicken nuggets.

    1. Talk math to me.

    2. Pick you up like a bad hobbit.

    3. Making sweet music together.

    4. Tumblr-ing for you.

    5. Love how you look in those genes, babe.

    6. Right on target.

    7. THIS IS LOVE.

    8. Can't spell "u patriotic" without "u" and "i."

    9. You are the wind beneath my cheeks.

    10. Uncanny.

    11. Something something YOUR WAND something something.

    12. ;)

    13. Deep stuff.

    14. Watch out for viruses.

    15. Putting the "ass" in "as(s)trophysics."

    16. I [neon heart] you.

    17. Instadamn, boo.

    18. Dang boy, are you my vestigial tail?

    19. This line is pure Au.

    20. Omg I can't even taco 'bout this right now.

    21. You're my angle from heaven.

    22. And yet, you're so sweet.


    24. After tonight, you're gonna be so sword.

    25. I VULCAN'T.

    Oooo yeah.