1. When he was all "what" and you were all "yes."
Yes, Jack White. Twenty-seven images of you. For the thirsty.
2. When he casually waved at mortals from a fancy old car.
Twelve people fainted by the side of the road that day.
3. When he channeled "Robert Smith for Gap" and it worked damn well.
Only Jack White can do this.
4. That time he was a gothabilly preacher and you died.
I AM HERE FOR THIS LOOK. THIS LOOK IN 2015. THIS LOOK IN 1952. THIS LOOK FOREVER.
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5. Let's get another look at that haircut:
He looks like he killed a man in Reno due to something hard-boiled and poetic.
6. When he looked like if Johnny Depp was kidnapped by an old-timey circus and you were into it.
This is a Tim Burton movie that should definitely happen.
7. When he wore a blue hat and you were like "I forgive that blue hat."
Who else could wear a blue hat so well? Only Jack White.
8. When you asked if broccoli is an acceptable pizza topping and he was just like "meh."
(Putting broccoli on pizza is wrong, though.)
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9. When this.
I don't know what's going on, but I approve and endorse it.
10. When he was like "I forgot what I was going to say" and you were like "that's OK, Jack White."
Let it come back to you, Jack White.
11. When he got you pregnant just by pointing at you.
You are all pregnant right now.
12. When he winked and you flew to heaven and noticed the decor was red and white and on point.
It's very aesthetically pleasing.
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13. Any time he and Meg did anything at all.
CUTE.
14. When he ambled up to a mic and you were like "way to amble."
A+ ambling.
15. When he talked to himself at night, because he couldn't forget.
We've all been there.
16. When he crooned wearing a sparkly jacket.
We all want that jacket, but only Jack White can have it.
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17. That time he and Alison Mosshart got into a spot of trouble.
That'll leave a stain.
18. When he forgot whether or not he'd logged out of Facebook.
???
19. When he explained baseball to a child and that child was lucky.
We wonder what sort of snack situation was going on at the game.
20. When his hair was big and filled with secrets and poems about dusty roads.
A whole song fell right out of his hair when he did that.
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21. That time he was Elvis.
Look out! Elvis know kara-tay.
22. When he made this face and you were here for it.
It's a great face.
23. When teacher must've been out of her damn mind.
What is wrong with teacher?
24. When he pretended not to know someone would definitely make a gif list about him.
Have you seen you, Jack?
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25. When got a little '80s with it.
More of that, please.
26. When you were going to make a Stairway to Heaven joke and then thought better of it.
Would've been corny.
And, finally...
27. When he loved you.
