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First off, we have to let you know that we DO TRY to be on time. But stuff ALWAYS happens!
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Although, true, sometimes we're purposefully late. As a COURTESY!
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And let's be honest: We all know there's no such thing as "fashionably early."
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... And sometimes we're late to avoid awkwardness.
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Plus, we must confess that being late is the best way to avoid ever being stood up.
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We hate to admit it, but being late is also a good strategy in case something comes up.
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... Like something better, for instance.
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And, yes, we're late because we're watching Netflix.
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Then again, being late can also mean we put a lot of effort into getting ready.
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We'll let you vent about our lateness, but like, we all know it doesn't make a difference.
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Setting an alarm is not going to make a difference.
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Sometimes we wonder whether our lateness is ACTUALLY just chronic unluckiness.
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We have a sneaking suspicion that nothing in the world ever actually starts on time anyway.
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If you tell us to meet at "sixish," there is no way for us to tell whether you mean 6:00 on the dot or, like, 8:32. So we'll pick the later one.
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Sometimes we truly believe that we will be there on time, because time is magic.
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And honestly, we just have way more important things to stress out about besides being on time!
