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How Creepy Are You?

Are YOU the thing that goes bump in the night?

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  1. Now, be honest:

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    Have you ever hovered outside a circle of people without attempting to enter the conversation?
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    Have you laughed at something you overheard in strangers' conversation?
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    Have you responded to a question you overheard in strangers' conversation?
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    Have you gone through someone's social media profile from months back?
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    Have you looked through a stranger's "favorites" on Twitter?
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    Have you liked a stranger's Instagram picture?
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    Have you liked a stranger's Facebook picture?
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    Have you ever sent a friend request to a stranger on social media?
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    Have you messaged a stranger on social media to say you think he or she is hot?
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    Have you reblogged a stranger's selfie?
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    Have you replied to a stranger's selfie with something like "Yum"?
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    Have you replied to a stranger's selfie with your phone number?
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    Have you leaned in close to a stranger to smell his or her hair?
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    Have you leaned in close to a stranger to taste his or her hair?
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    Have you sniffed your own hair?
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    Have you sniffed your own fingers?
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    Have you sniffed your own farts?
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    Have you sniffed your own farts and thought "Yaaas"?
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    Have you stared at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
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    Have you smiled at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
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    Have you giggled at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
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    Have you waved at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
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    Have you sung a song at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
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    Have you referred to a pet as "my baby"?
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    Have you referred to a pet as "my child"?
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    Have you dressed a pet in human clothing?
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    Have you ever declared that your pet has a "favorite" outfit?
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    Have you ever matched outfits with your pet?
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    Have you seriously considered getting your pet stuffed when it passes away?
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    ...Do you already own taxidermied pets?
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    Do you collect dolls?
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    Have you given your dolls names?
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    Have you given your dolls elaborate backstories?
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    Have you talked to your dolls?
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    Have you had a conversation in which your dolls talked back?
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    Have you taken your dolls out in public?
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    Have you taken your dolls on a date?
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    Have you referred to your dolls as "my family"?
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    Have you referred to your actual family as "my dolls"?
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    Do you think about death a lot?
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    ...While smiling wistfully?
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    Have you already planned your own funeral?
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    Have you already designed your own tombstone?
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    If you prefer to be cremated, do you already know what you'd like done with your ashes?
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    Do you like horror movies?
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    Do you make horror movies?
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    Do you have a favorite villain from a horror movie?
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    Do you always cheer for the villain in horror movies?
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    Have you ever kind of totally wanted to make out with your favorite villain from a horror movie?
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    Do you like scary stories?
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    Do you have a favorite scary story?
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    Do you wish you could live inside a scary story?
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    Do you think Edgar Allen Poe was kind of hot?
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    Do you think H.P. Lovecraft was kind of hot?
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    Do you think Cthulhu is kind of hot?
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    Do you watch a lot of Tim Burton movies?
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    Was Edward Scissorhands the beginning of your sexual awakening?
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    Do you think Tim Burton really "gets" you?
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    Have you ever harbored a crush on Sally and/or Jack Skellington?
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    Have you ever dressed up as Sally and/or Jack Skellington?
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    Have you ever written Sally and/or Jack Skellington fan fiction?
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    Do you read a lot of slashfic?
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    Do you write a lot of slashfic?
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    Do you take a lot of time to meticulously illustrate your slashfic?
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    Do you wear a lot of black?
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    Do you only wear black?
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    Do you wear socially acceptable, "normal" attire because you know that's the way to blend in without arousing suspicion?
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    Have you spent a lot of time online reading Wikipedia articles about serial killers?
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    Do you have a favorite serial killer?
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    Have you found yourself explaining to a horrified friend that having a "favorite" serial killer doesn't mean you, like. Condone murder?
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    Does everyone in your close group of friends have a favorite serial killer?
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    Do you and your friend argue over which serial killer is best?
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    Have you ever been described as "weird"?
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    Have you ever been described as "eccentric"?
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    Are you really into the occult?
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    Have you played with a Ouija board?
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    Have you played "light as feather, stiff as a board"?
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    Do you love "The Addams Family"?
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    Do you have a favorite member of "The Addams Family"?
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    ...It's Wednesday, isn't it?
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    Do you think Morticia and Gomez represent the Platonic ideal of love?
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    Have you dressed up as any member of "The Addams Family"?
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    Do you know what a Creepypasta is?
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    Do you love Creepypasta?
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    Do you like reading about real-life haunted houses?
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    Do you like visiting haunted houses?
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    Do you desperately wish your house was haunted?
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    Do you believe in ghosts?
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    Are you a ghost?
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    Do you definitely know who you'd haunt if you were a ghost?
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    Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
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    Have you wondered what blood tastes like?
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    Do you already know what both these things taste like?
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    Have you lied about several things on this quiz?
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