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How Creepy Are You?

Are YOU the thing that goes bump in the night?

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  1. 1. Now, be honest:

    Have you ever hovered outside a circle of people without attempting to enter the conversation?
    Have you laughed at something you overheard in strangers' conversation?
    Have you responded to a question you overheard in strangers' conversation?
    Have you gone through someone's social media profile from months back?
    Have you looked through a stranger's "favorites" on Twitter?
    Have you liked a stranger's Instagram picture?
    Have you liked a stranger's Facebook picture?
    Have you ever sent a friend request to a stranger on social media?
    Have you messaged a stranger on social media to say you think he or she is hot?
    Have you reblogged a stranger's selfie?
    Have you replied to a stranger's selfie with something like "Yum"?
    Have you replied to a stranger's selfie with your phone number?
    Have you leaned in close to a stranger to smell his or her hair?
    Have you leaned in close to a stranger to taste his or her hair?
    Have you sniffed your own hair?
    Have you sniffed your own fingers?
    Have you sniffed your own farts?
    Have you sniffed your own farts and thought "Yaaas"?
    Have you stared at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
    Have you smiled at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
    Have you giggled at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
    Have you waved at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
    Have you sung a song at a stranger for an uncomfortable length of time?
    Have you referred to a pet as "my baby"?
    Have you referred to a pet as "my child"?
    Have you dressed a pet in human clothing?
    Have you ever declared that your pet has a "favorite" outfit?
    Have you ever matched outfits with your pet?
    Have you seriously considered getting your pet stuffed when it passes away?
    ...Do you already own taxidermied pets?
    Do you collect dolls?
    Have you given your dolls names?
    Have you given your dolls elaborate backstories?
    Have you talked to your dolls?
    Have you had a conversation in which your dolls talked back?
    Have you taken your dolls out in public?
    Have you taken your dolls on a date?
    Have you referred to your dolls as "my family"?
    Have you referred to your actual family as "my dolls"?
    Do you think about death a lot?
    ...While smiling wistfully?
    Have you already planned your own funeral?
    Have you already designed your own tombstone?
    If you prefer to be cremated, do you already know what you'd like done with your ashes?
    Do you like horror movies?
    Do you make horror movies?
    Do you have a favorite villain from a horror movie?
    Do you always cheer for the villain in horror movies?
    Have you ever kind of totally wanted to make out with your favorite villain from a horror movie?
    Do you like scary stories?
    Do you have a favorite scary story?
    Do you wish you could live inside a scary story?
    Do you think Edgar Allen Poe was kind of hot?
    Do you think H.P. Lovecraft was kind of hot?
    Do you think Cthulhu is kind of hot?
    Do you watch a lot of Tim Burton movies?
    Was Edward Scissorhands the beginning of your sexual awakening?
    Do you think Tim Burton really "gets" you?
    Have you ever harbored a crush on Sally and/or Jack Skellington?
    Have you ever dressed up as Sally and/or Jack Skellington?
    Have you ever written Sally and/or Jack Skellington fan fiction?
    Do you read a lot of slashfic?
    Do you write a lot of slashfic?
    Do you take a lot of time to meticulously illustrate your slashfic?
    Do you wear a lot of black?
    Do you only wear black?
    Do you wear socially acceptable, "normal" attire because you know that's the way to blend in without arousing suspicion?
    Have you spent a lot of time online reading Wikipedia articles about serial killers?
    Do you have a favorite serial killer?
    Have you found yourself explaining to a horrified friend that having a "favorite" serial killer doesn't mean you, like. Condone murder?
    Does everyone in your close group of friends have a favorite serial killer?
    Do you and your friend argue over which serial killer is best?
    Have you ever been described as "weird"?
    Have you ever been described as "eccentric"?
    Are you really into the occult?
    Have you played with a Ouija board?
    Have you played "light as feather, stiff as a board"?
    Do you love "The Addams Family"?
    Do you have a favorite member of "The Addams Family"?
    ...It's Wednesday, isn't it?
    Do you think Morticia and Gomez represent the Platonic ideal of love?
    Have you dressed up as any member of "The Addams Family"?
    Do you know what a Creepypasta is?
    Do you love Creepypasta?
    Do you like reading about real-life haunted houses?
    Do you like visiting haunted houses?
    Do you desperately wish your house was haunted?
    Do you believe in ghosts?
    Are you a ghost?
    Do you definitely know who you'd haunt if you were a ghost?
    Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
    Have you wondered what blood tastes like?
    Do you already know what both these things taste like?
    Have you lied about several things on this quiz?

How Creepy Are You?

You're a Normal. You, my precious, are not very creepy at all. And that's actually pretty creepy. What are you hiding?

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You're a Baby Creepster. You have a creepy vibe, but can still seamlessly blend in among the Normals. Mwahahaha.

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You're Moderately Creepy. You have an appreciation for the dark side of life (and death), but it does not overpower your life (nor afterlife). Stay spooky, my precious.

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You're Perfectly Creepy. Quoth the raven, "I'm a little bit afraid of you, bb." You love all things spooky, creepy, and uncanny. Even humans, sometimes.

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You're a Total Creepster. You're the shadow lurking in the corners of dark bedrooms. You're the flicker in the window of an abandoned house. You're the thing we're all warned about. And you look so good while you're at it, too. Keep it creepy.

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