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Posted on Jun 16, 2015

27 Ways You're Basically Flaca From "Orange Is The New Black"

You are human and you need to be loved.

1. First of all, your taste in music is impeccable.

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I never, never want to go home.

2. And it's frustrating when others aren't on your level, taste-wise.

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These basics, bro.

3. Like, seriously.

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You go imagine dragons, tonta.

4. You give great advice.

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Also, don't sell fake drugs to impressionable teens. Just stick that one in your back pocket.

5. Like, truly, people should always listen to what you say.

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Helvetica that shit, ma.

6. You're a grammar nerd and not shy about it.

You could figuratively die over this inanity.

7. You've got rhythm.

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Take 'em to church.

8. You can't help being fashionable.

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Black is the new black.

9. ...Because you're not afraid to take a few fashion risks.

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The higher the flatform, the closer to God.

10. You're, like, mad deep, too.

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It really makes you think.

11. It's just too bad that people don't always understand your depth, you know?

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Excuse you.

12. In fact, sometimes it's clear that others are threatened by your greatness.

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What of it?

13. Which is fine, because YOU know your worth.

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Some of us were meant for greatness.

14. You keep on telling it like it is.

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Legit.

15. Your makeup is flawless.

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Eyeliner for the gods.

16. And it's BEEN amazing since your high school days.

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Yellow eyeshadow? Why not.

17. Because you know God is in the details, like matching your lip color to your hair streak.

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Impeccable.

18. Your friends are the best in the world.

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No one can come close to your squad.

19. Like, your best friend might actually be a genius.

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#Flaritza #Flapizza

20. You have mad pride and no one can take that away from you.

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Dale que tu puedes.

21. You're not afraid to call out bullshit when you see it.

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Real beauty comes from within. But eyeliner does help draw it out.

22. And you never hesitate to enlighten others.

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You're a walking Wikipedia.

23. You have a healthy sense of ~irony~.

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Like rain on your wedding day. Or the good advice you just didn't take.

24. You're irreplaceable.

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No one can hold a candle to you, bb.

25. You have an artistic vision.

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It comes naturally.

26. You're full of wisdom.

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Take notes.

27. And, most importantly, you can sum up Piper Chapman in three words.

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Yup.

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