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23 Awful Realities Of Living In An Apartment

Are they bowling up there...?

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1. You will never have an upstairs neighbor who is quiet. Never.

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EVER.

2. ...and you will often wonder what it is they're even doing up there.

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It's either bowling OR dragging various dead bodies across the floor.

3. Sometimes you fantasize about what you might do to stop the problem...

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>:)

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4. The joy of having your own parking space will wear off the moment you discover no one in your building knows how to park.

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WHO. RAISED. YOU???

5. A "no pets" policy WILL slowly chip away at your happiness.

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P.S. It's spelled "allowed," you DOVE-LOVING MONSTER.

6. You will be in awe of how much garbage the average apartment dweller can produce.

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...and also at how long it takes the average building management to do something about it.

7. And you will find garbage everywhere.

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Also, what is a garbage room?

8. If you're a musician and NOT a monster, your life will be difficult in an apartment.

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Conversely, if you're a musician and you ARE a monster, you will make everyone in your building miserable.

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9. It will take approximately five years for anything to get repaired.

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You could hire your own repair person, except you'd have to pay a crazy amount and your landlord will yell at you.

10. People are more disgusting than you could have ever imagined.

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11. At some point, your water WILL be shut off.

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It's not a matter of if, but when.

12. Want something repainted? You'd better like beige.

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Cannot wait to have my own house and paint it NOT BEIGE.

13. People LOVE writing passive-aggressive notes instead of talking to people.

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I find YOU inappropriate, tbh.

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14. Like, there will be entire conversations conducted in note form by people who will NEVER speak to each other.

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And they say letter writing is a lost art.

15. The majority of these signs WILL be crazy.

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Are these raccoons paying rent?

16. Things not nailed to the ground or walls will be "borrowed."

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So buy the cheapest floor mat you can.

17. Your decorations probably look a little something like this.

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No room? No problem!

18. If you're lucky enough to have on-site laundry, you'll barely be able to use it.

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19. And then, when you do manage to find a washer and dryer, there's little indication you'll see your clean clothes again.

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You're welcome for all these granny panties with broken elastic, I guess?

20. And if you own a bike? Well. Good luck with that.

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21. Live in a building with someone who has a bike? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT TOO.

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22. Someone will think it's OK to do a few repairs at 7:30 a.m. on a Sunday.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

23. You WILL hear your neighbors having sex.

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And? They WILL HEAR YOU TOO.

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